Elseworld: Spider-Man FanFic

Ch. 1-🙌🏼Peter🙏Parker 🙌🏼

   "Time for school, Peter!" calls Aunt May from downstairs. Sluggishly, the skinny, dirty blonde, 16 year old gets up and reaches for his glasses on his bedside table, but after putting them on, he stays in bed. He was really just way too tired to get up right away. Honestly, he still felt tired as fuck because, thanks to his best friend, Harry Osborn, he had been up ALL last night on his fucking phone.

   It was at that moment when his Aunt May, who is a very beautiful, 56 year old, woman, barged into his room while still wearing her nightgown, causing Peter to jump in bed.

   "WOAH! WHAT THE HELL AUNT MAY!? WHAT IF I WAS STILL NAKED!?" Peter exclaims out loud, despite him still being in bed and really was only in his Captain America boxers, "So? I RAISED you! I'm used to seeing IT out..." she informs him, while completely ignoring his complaints then says,"Come on, Peter! You don't wanna be late today! You're going on that field trip you were so excited about to..uhm Midtown's Science Lab or whatever." She informs him and the moment those words left Aunt May's mouth, Peter jumped up outta bed and corrected her. "AH FUCK! And it's The OSCORP'S Science Lab owned by Norman Osborn, you know...Harry's father Aunt May?" then Peter goes to his closet to get dressed.

   He pulls out a simple pair of black jeans that aren't skinny exactly but aren't really baggy either with some wear and tear in them, a white tank-top, with his plain grey T-Shirt top and his pair of black and white basketball shoes then he kindly, but also kinda forcibly shews his Aunt May out of his room so that he can have at least 5 minutes of privacy as he properly changed.

-An hour and a half later........

   It was a very nice day, his Samsung Galaxy Phone says it was around 65 degrees, as he gets to the bus stop after eating some breakfast, which really only included some toast with butter and jelly with a bit of orange juice to drink. Then when he finally had made it to the bus stop and was waiting for the bus to arrive, his phone goes off. He checks his phone and sees...of course it's just yet another text from Harry. You would think he'd be tired as fuck like Peter was but nope! "Yo! You know I don't fuck with that science field trip shit right?" is all it says. Peter just smiles and answers "Yea...so what?" He feels a buzz from his phone but instead of answering Harry, he looks up the street where the Stacy's live. 'So Gwen's not coming to school today?' Peter asks himself. 'That's sorta weird.' Then before he can actually check his phone to see Harry's text message, he feels a slight tap on his shoulder. He looks up, 'Ah fuck! It's Flash Thompson.....man! That asshole has been fucking with me since the start of Pre-K and pretty much all of fucking school since then!' Peter thinks to himself as this big dirty blonde asshole in a dark blood red t-shirt smirks at him. "You know what time it is Penis Parker?" He snarls at Peter, who doesn't even bother answering because he knew that it honestly, doesn't really matter if he actually did answer or not because he was still pretty much fucked either way. "It's time for your compensation to me Penis Parker so that I....MIGHT....MAYBE...consider not kicking your scrawny little ass today." Flash says menacingly. Peter couldn't resist. "Wow Flash! Compensation huh? That's a pretty big word for a neanderthal like you." Peter smirks while answering him trying to distract Flash which kinda worked and now with him feeling a bit frustrated, he gets red in the face. But before he can actually answer Peter, they hear. "HEY BUDDY!!" Which kinda throws Flash off his big bully game. Peter looks where the yell came from and sees down the street, it's just his best friend, Harry Osborn in his dark gray jeans and bright emerald green shirt. "STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THIS SHIT OSBORN!" Flash yells menacingly at Harry as if he actually is gonna scare him off but Harry just smiles and chuckles a little. "Oooor what Thompson?" Harry asks with a smirk creeping up on his face. "Or Imma kick your ass as well as Penis Parker's!" he tells Harry idiotically, still thinking the ball per say, was still in his court but Harry just laughs at him and then, while completely ignoring Flash, turns to Peter. "Don't worry buddy, if that neanderthal has the audacity to lay a single finger on you or me then you best believe that Mr. Thompson is gonna lose his BRAND NEW job at Oscorp." Peter laughs as Harry smirks while Flash goes stark silent as Harry says this about his father.

-5/10 minutes later-

   The bus gets there about 5 or 10 minutes later to pick them up for school. On the way to school though, Flash is still trying to mess with Peter without Harry noticing. Who, of course, does still notice. "I can still see you Eugene." He calls back. "No one else is low down enough to fuck with the man who has repeatedly helped him. Now...I don't know why the fuck Peter ever decided to seriously help a dumbass like you constantly because honestly if I was in Pete's shoes then I'd have let your dumbass fail A LONG ASS TIME AGO but I guess Pete's a better man than me." Peter laughs at this. While Flash doesn't respond, he does just sit back, crosses his arms, and grunts like an underfed gorilla but doesn't say anything and he did, however stop fucking with Peter at the moment. Peter turns to Harry. "Thanks Harry, he was really starting to annoy the fuck outta me." Peter tells him to which Harry just laughs at. "OOOH NOW he annoys you? Not back in like Pre-K or whatever when he first started fucking with you? Man the fuck up bitch! You're a fucking junior for Christ's fucking sake!" Peter looks at him. "I was gonna do something..." He starts but then Harry interrupts him with a laugh and repeats him. "Oh 'I was gonna do something', what!? What the fuck were you, Penis Parker, ever gonna fucking do to him? To our star quarterback, to the 'great' Eugene 'Flash' Thompson?" Harry responds, smiling while using the nickname Flash had long ago gave him. Peter opens his mouth to answer but just closes it again after he couldn't think of anything really to say. "EXACTLY! If I wasn't here then you'd be some fucking mince meat pal" Harry says to which they both laugh at. Harry because he knows it's true, Peter because he thinks he knows it's not.

   The bus pulls up to Midtown Science High School about 10 minutes later. "Hol-up Harry, bro you don't even go to Midtown!" Peter says, realizing Harry took the wrong bus to the wrong school. "Yea.... I know" Harry says smiling. "I go to a school my father made for me because, as he says, 'The teachers here are too incompetent' and 'they don't really challenge me' or whatever so I seriously can just be as late as fuck as I wanna be." Peter just shakes his head in response. "Your family is so fucking bad with money....and yet I'm the one scrambling for scraps." Harry looks at Peter while laughing. "I told you tons of times already buddy, I would gladly help out my best friend. I mean I don't even know how the Hell to fully repay you after all those times you've helped me out with so many of my science projects." Peter just smiles at this. "I think getting Flash off my case so many times is payment enough buddy. I have to get to class anyways....and also....umm....I think it's a bit illegal and shit for you to be here without permission so..." I start as I push Harry towards an exit. "...PLEASE GO HOME!" Harry smiles before raising his hands in defeat. "Ok, ok, I repent. I repent, I'll go home." Harry replies to Peter before giving him a devilish smile. "Oh hey! By the way, Ponyboy, tell Gwen I said hai." He says while throwing up a peace sign and mentioning his ex cause they're still friends and because he knows Peter likes her. Peter just looks at him, feeling a bit confused. "I thought you two were all good? Don't you still have her number?" Again, Harry just smiles in response. "And what if I do still have her number, hmm? I'm just trying to give you the chance to talk to her like I know you really want." Peter shakes his head, smiling before replying. "Honestly, Harry? You really are like the...the ultimate wingman." Peter tells him to which Harry replies with a laugh and a simple "Oh I know" before leaving.

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