*bzzz bzzz* Peter's phone goes off as I'm Not A Vampire by Falling in Reverse sounds, which tells him it's just his and Harry's friend, Ned Leeds. "Yo Ned! Whassup man?" Peter asks him. Ned doesn't answer at first. "Heey Pete..." He answers slowly. "I kinda..need your help...with something...." Peter puts his phone down after telling Ned he'll be right there.
Peter changes into his Spider-Man outfit and starts swinging to Ned at ESU.
-15 minutes later......
*smash*
Spider-Man gets punched in the face as he gets there. "Hey Petey.." Ned says mockingly as he laughs menacingly. Spider-Man gets up slowly then just stands there confused. Not knowing what the fuck he should do. It was one of his BEST FRIENDS and he fucking looks like the Green Goblin, one of Spider-Man's cruelest enemies. Peter just couldn't believe it. " I thought you...needed...my help....what the hell Ned....." Spider-Man stutters. Ned laughs again as he yells at Peter. "NO! NOT NED! NED LEEDS IS DEAD! I AM THE HOBGOBLIN!!!" He yells at Spider-Man who just laughs. "Oh so you're just pretending to be an orange Dollar General rip-off of the Green Goblin?" to which the "Hobgoblin" then slaps Spider-Man. "NO!!! I'm NOT a rip-off!!!" He screams at Spider-Man, who smiles under his mask. "Let's see...1-you're another goblin, 2-you're another villain, & 3-you here with a flying glider so....yea, I'm pretty sure that means you're just an orange Dollar General rip-off of the OG Green Goblin." Spider-Man lists off. "NO! I'M THE HOBGOBLIN! HOB! NOT GREEN!" He continually screams at Peter who just gets confused. "WAIT! So you ARE using the GOBLIN name BUT just because you put HOB instead of GREEN in front of it, it makes you......not a copycat?" Spider-Man spells out. "I think that's the exact definition of a copycat Ned." Ned....sorry, not sorry, HobGOBLIN. Hobgoblin just throws up his hands. "Whatever Parker! So what if I am a copycat? I know something that Norman doesn't." Spider-Man looks at him surprised. "I never told you who the GreenGoblin is...how do you know if it's...." Ned, or The Hobgoblin laughs as he interrupts him again. "You talk in your sleep Parker. You really should try not talking in your sleep but because you do, I know Norman Osborn is the GreenGoblin, I know of an Otto Octavius called Doc Oc too, an Eddie Brock who is Venom, & a Cletus Cassidy, who's called Carnage." Peter knows he shouldn't but still, he tries to infuriate him. "Oooh so that's how you came up with your name! I was wondering because you say you're NOT but you definitely ARE just a rip off of the real OG GreenGoblin. So why do you hate me ? Greenie tried killing Gwen so that's why I hate him. What's the sit with you Hob'GOBLIN'?" Hobgoblin doesn't reply, he just flies at Spider-Man. Spider-Man tries jumping outta the way but, again, this Goblin grabs him by the ankles just like the GreenGoblin did. He flies up above the skyscrapers and Spider-Man just has to point out the flaw in his plan. "Hey Ne- I mean Hobgoblin? You should probably know Norman failed killing me this exact same way" Spider-Man informs him. Hobgoblin just laughs. "I know, I was there that day and that's why I'm gonna make sure you can't web shoot to anything 'Spider-Man'." He says in a mocking tone. He then flys to an abandoned area with no buildings within a 65 meter radius which kinda scares Peter because the farthest he's shot a web before is about 60 meters. (213 ft. & 3.055 inches)
Hobgoblin lifted him about 115 feet. (35.052 meters) "Bye Peter." He says, waving at Spider-Man before he drops him. Spider-Man starts to freak out as he gets closer to the ground. He shoots his webbing at a pole he sees but it's too far away so he rolls in the air so he's facing away from the ground and shoots up a web to Hobgoblin's glider. 'I can't play dead because he'll notice he didn't hear my body hit the ground and that I'm sticking to his glider.' Spider-Man thinks just as Hobgoblin maniacally laughs. "Webbing to my glider isn't very smart cause I can just fly up til you fall because there isn't enough oxygen to keep you awake." Hobgoblin tells Spider-Man. "Well, won't you die as well?" Spider-Man questions Hobgoblin. Again Hobgoblin just laughs then responds with. "That's why I wear this..." he pats his face covering. "-it uses the same thing a jet pilot uses so they won't pass out so to be honest Peter? You're pretty fucked." He says while laughing again. Spider-Man starts climbing his web. "Can you stop laughing so much!? Everything is not that fucking funny!" Hobgoblin shakes his head. "Aww but I love annoying you Parker, plus I really can't. That goblin serum GreenGoblin used wasn't finished and Ned didn't know how to finish it so Hobgoblin added some extra shit. Which kinda turned Hobgoblin a bit insane." Spider-Man finally gets on top of the glider and punches Hobgoblin. "It must've made you self-aware too because I can't think of anyone else who talks in the third person like that, I mean except for Wade who we ALL know is definitely completely insane..." he starts before Hobgoblin goes to punch him in the nose. Spider-Man catches Hobgoblin's fist and pins it behind his back. Hobgoblin screams in pain and tries to get Spider-Man off of him but he just tightens his grip on Ned's arm. "Fuck you Spider-bitch!" Hobgoblin yells at him. Spider-Man just laughs before getting tired of holding down Ned so Peter just decides to straight up break his arm instead.
This causes the Hobgoblin to screech in pain.
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