Elseworld: Spider-Man FanFic

Ch. 4-🦸🏻‍♂️Spider🦸🏻‍♂️Powers🦸🏻‍♂️

   Peter remembers how he found out that he could shoot webbing outta his wrist and could climb walls kinda like a spider, which, honestly, was why he started calling himself The Human Spider. Later, he changed it to Spider-Man, which honestly DOES sound WAY cooler.-

-FLASHBACK STARTS-
   He was on the run from a group of bullies that were a part of Flash's so-called "gang" or whatever one day, and Peter, stupidly, turned and ran into a corner. At first Peter started to freak out but then and he doesn't exactly know what the hell pushed him to do this, he put his hands on the walls and he, surprisingly, actually started climbing the building. The bullies showed up and saw Peter. Well, actually, they didn't see him because Peter was already halfway up the side of the building, and the bullies didn't know he had wall climbing ability. So, like neanderthals, they looked all around the street for him but, obviously, couldn't find him. So eventually they just got frustrated and bored of looking so they decided to just go away. "WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK Y'ALL ARE GOING!?" Flash yells, but they just ignore him and continue leaving. After they went around the corner, though, Flash followed, 'Probably because he doesn't like being alone,' Peter thinks to himself. 'Pussy' Peter didn't dare climb back down though because he knew if he did then Flash and his quote and quote "gang" would just start chasing him all over again if they noticed him so he continued climbing up. Surprisingly, though, no one actually saw him. Peter thinks it's because it's New York but still if someone did notice him then he knew that he would definitely have ALOT of explaining to do without even actually knowing how to explain it without freaking them out. Once he was on top of the building, he called Gwen to pick him up.

   'What happened, babe?' Gwen asks Peter over the phone after she picks up. 'Flash' was all he had to say to which Gwen automatically understood. 'I'm on my way Pete, where are you?'. Peter looks around and slowly says. 'I'm...by the coffee shop,' She sighs before answering. 'Peter....baby... there's like......four coffee shops. Which one?' She asks Peter. After taking the elevator down, Peter cranes his neck up to look at the street sign. "Q's Cup O'Joe in Manhattan," Peter tells her since he can't actually find a street sign. She sighs. "Babe? That's almost 2.5 miles away from Midtown." Peter kicks a rock before answering. "Yea.... I know...." Peter slowly replies. "Do you really need me to pick you up, Pete?" Gwen questions him. Peter thinks about it for a minute before replying. "Nah, I'm good, babe, sorry. See ya later, " Peter replies before hanging up.

   After hanging up on Gwen, Peter notices the smoke. 'Really? There's a fire... now? Why now!?' Peter puts on his human spider mask that Peter kept on him for some reason. 'That wrestler announcer dude was right. The Amazing Spider-Man does sound WAY BETTER than the Human Spider. The human spider makes me sound like a murderer or some shit. I'd rather not give kids nightmares, "Peter thinks to himself before he starts web slinging to the building that was on fire. He gets to the building and lands next to the police & firefighters. "Why the hell are you guys just standing there!? Yes! There's a fire! So do your fucking job and put it out!" Peter yells at them, pissed that they weren't doing shit. "And who the hell are you!?" One policewoman says to Spider-Man. "I'm...Spider...Man...." he stutters to tell her but the policewoman interrupts him. "AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" She yells, just repeating him. "I'm here to help miss....who are you?" Spider-Man asks in response. "Well I'm police officer Yuri Watanabe and if you're here to help then go! Get the hell up there and help!" Yuri yells at Spider-Man. "I was about to but please explain why the Hell you guys are doing absolutely nothing other than just standing around?" Spider-Man replies without waiting for an answer before he jumps into the burning building to check and make sure everyone got out and is ok but he notices what seems to be an old lady struggling to get out of the building. He reaches her. "Ma'am? You really need to get outta the-" he doesn't finish his sentence because the "old lady", happens to actually be someone in a metal green elf like suit, he turns around quickly, cackling, and punches him in the gut. "Hello Spider-Man" the Green Elf says menacingly as he punches him again, this time square in the nose which knocks him back. At first Spider-Man feels kinda dazed and....a tiny bit confused. 'How the hell does this Green Elf know who the fuck I am?' He thinks before catching the third fist the Green Elf throws at him. "The Spider-Man has alotta enemies in this universe. But none are near as abominable as The Green Goblin!" The Green Goblin says while also laughing maniacally as if he read Peter's mind. 'WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WAIT! Did this crazy green elf just say THIS UNIVERSE? So the multiverse is real? I thought that was just a theory' He thinks. 'Well I mean I didn't think spider powers were real either.' He finally gets a punch on him but the Goblin just eats it and doesn't even flinch. "ALOTTA people hate you. That includes Kraven, The Lizard, Electro, Doc Oc, Venom, Carnage, and especially The Green Goblin." He says pointing to himself. Peter doesn't even know who the hell this maniac is talking about. "If you're famous or infamous then why don't I know who the hell you are?" Spider-Man responds. In response the said "Green Goblin" unsheathes his glider's blades and flies straight towards Spider-Man who, at the last second, dunks under the glider. Then tries to swing away but The Green Goblin grabs his ankle and drags him about 90 feet in the air. "The itsy bitsy spider gets caught by The Goblin, there was no rain but he took him in the air, then he drops the itsy bitsy spider right on it's..." he lets go of Spider-Man. "-fucking head." he cackles while finishing his shitty nursery rhyme. "Your nursery rhyming skills needs some work Gobby" Peter tells The Green Goblin as, luckily, he was able to shoot out a web and swing away. 'Why isn't that horrible green elf chasing me?' He thinks as he swings away, taking the long way home just in case that maniac is still following him.