"The doors open just let your fatass self in." Chanel yelled and sighed, then looked at Miaura and whispered "jesus christ.. these fatties sometimes.." then turned her head back to the tv. she couldn't let herself miss ONE moment of the office..
in the door came a very... unattractive man. and he was clearly hiding something behind his fat fucking back.
"Oh wow some company, just what we needed." Chanel said sarcastically. "Now who is this fatty? this you murder my fucking parents with that weight of yours?" Miaura clapped back and high-fived Chanel as they were laughing.
"Um what the fuck. No no i'm here to um deliver your mail🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰" GALE FUCKING HAWTHORNE REPLIED BACK. now that made both the girls take an extra look. who the fuck let this fat ass ugly snail looking butch in the house???? oh wait.. chanel did..
"okay what fucking mail gale the snail? another bomb like with prim and those civilians?" they laughed again. "GOOD ONE" Miaura screamed.
Gale on the other hand.. wasn't very happy about that one.
"I ALREADY APOLOGIZED TO CATNIP FOR THAT. sorry um katniss.. AND FOR THE RECORD IT WASNT MY FAULT, COIN SET ME UP. IT WAS ON HER." he yelled and nearly started crying.. he missed his little cutie furry uwu catnip🥺🥺🥺🥺
"yeah yeah whatever get the fuck away with your sad little emo story about how you blew up random kids and the love of your lifes sister. nobody here wants to hear about it.. so leave and let us watch the office in peace, okay fatty? think you can do that one?" but before she could finish her sentence..
gale had pulled out his giga bomb sent personally from capitol itself.. and it even had snows fucking watermark and face on it.. it said something like
"don't forget another day, another slay. meaning be the primreaper you are and bomb some more children!!!😂😂😂😂☃️"
now that was one weird fucking slogan.. and it didn't even rhyme? was this "snow" on drugs or something jesus..
"okay and what will you be doing with this cutie little bomb of yours🥺🥺🥺🥺" they both said sarcastically, still not looking at gale or the bomb.
"um.. bombing you guys duh??" he replied.
"okay well wouldn't you also be bombing your fat ugly self? oh wait.. you can't be bombed you're too fat.." chanel said when suddenly..
Peeta ran in and it felt like slow motion.. he ran in yelling no towards gale as gale lit up the bomb and suddenly..
they all fucking exploded and died.
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big daddy
Umorits abt a family of two girls, one is emo the other is girlypop. they have a child whos emo mixed with girlypop.... next thing to happen will be shocking, truly. 😳👀
