JOKES
These are examples of classic humor. And if they aren't, they very well should be.
*Note to self*: Use at shows but don't tell them to Louis when hes drinking his tea or he'll slap you and call you a dork
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
Why was the ocean floor wet?
Because the seaweed. (bless)
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both lawyers.
Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
He was searching for Pooh.
Why wouldn't the bike stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Have you heard the joke about the bed? It hasn't been made up yet!
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
What's green, fuzzy and has 4 wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey
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