I didn't tell Barry what I did to him. We were still fine, it just had shocked him how alpha I was at first. A few weeks went by and I had gotten a lot of letters, revolting my ways and calling them unconstitutional and shit. Well you know what? Fuck the constitution.
I went back on instagram live and headed over to the building the constitution was at. I got it out of the glass it was in and grabbed my lighter.
"So ya'll like to call me unfair and unconstitutional, huh? Well I'll make a new constitution!" I said as I lit that shit on fire. I threw it on the ground and the whole building caught on fire, along with the artifacts in it, like the bill of rights and declaration of independence and a bunch of other important shit I probably learned about in high school.
I went back to the white house and started write a new constitution.
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WE THE MOTHER FUCKIN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE A SET OF LAWS CALLED THE RAFESTITIUTION. HERE ARE THE RULES OF THE COUNTRY.
1. BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER YOU WANT - who cares who it is, as long as you're happy gf.
2. BEING AN ALPHA IS OKAY - go ahead and start your own pack
3. EXTERMINATE ANY OUTSIDERS THAT ARENT US RESIDENTS- they are supposed to be dead anyway
4. RESPECT THE GAYS - you never know if you are one yourself
5. PANDAS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM THE STREETS - they are cute and lovable
6. ANYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED FOR A GOOD CAUSE IS LEGAL - everyone does shit for a reason
THATS THE RAFESTITUTION FUCKERS. LIVE BY IT OR
7. LIVE BY THE RAFESTITUTION OR BE EXTERMINATED
THANKS FOR ELECTING ME
SIGNED RAFE CAMERON
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Yeah that was good. Being President isn't that hard. It's only been like a month and I'm chillin.
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