(Author's Note: The covers are finally working again, so have a song as a special treat instead, to celebrate! 😂💖)
~Meanwhile~
Law: "You know, there's this really good recipe for angel hair." *smirks*
Sanji: "HA! Wait! Not yet!!"
Law: "Someone's feeling ticklish today, especially around here." *pokes rib*
Sanji: "GYEEK!! HAAHAH!" *trips over staircase*
Law: "Oh, shit! Haha!" *holds onto Sanji's waist*
Sanji: "MY HEEEROOO ~ " *smiles*
Law: *smiles back, pecking his lips* "Hey, wait a second..." *picks something up from the floor*
Sanji: "That's the book I wanted to show you! My stupid ass left it on the stairs after I sprinted out onto the deck like a psycho."
Law: "I know this book!"
Sanji: "You do!?"
Law: "My mother got to read this one to Lammy and I, as a bedtime story. She thought that it would help us learn how to cook at an early age."
Sanji: "And how many recipes did you learn from this book?"
Law: "I know all of them."
Law: "Do I know how to cook all of them? No. But, I do know how to make a mean bowl of cereal."
Sanji: "AND THAT'S IT?"
Law: "Don't think so poorly of me, of course not."
Sanji: *sighs*
Law: "Obviously I warm up the milk before pouring it into my bowl."
Sanji: "You eat your cereal with hot milk?"
Law: *nods*
Sanji: *stands up* "You are NOT allowed to prepare bowls of cereal anymore. I'm gonna personally ban you from using stoves, ovens, AND microwaves as well."
Law: "Why? Is it illegal to eat a good bowl of cereal with hot milk and kiwis??"
Sanji: "As of today it- YOU PUT KIWIS IN IT!?"
Law: "Mhm."
Sanji: "I can understand bananas or strawberries, but out of all fruits, WHY CHOOSE A KIWI?"
Law: "Kiwis are good-tasting birds. The warm milk adds a special flavor to it too. And combined with the cereal, it makes a really good breakfast."
Sanji: ".... I'm... I'm getting lightheaded." *starts to malfunction*
Law: "Isn't that a normal thing to have for breakfast?"
Sanji: "I don't know WHAT type of story your mother read to you, but I think you mistook this book for one of Jurassic Park or something related to what CAVEMEN used to eat."
Law: "I doubt you'd be interested in knowing what I eat for dinner, then."
Sanji: "Mildly. Mildly uninterested, for my own sake."
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