Love At First SNAP! | LawSan 💋

18: Drunk in Love 💋

Law: "Are you still there?"

Law: "I hear you breathing, so that's a good sign."

. . .

Law: "Now I don't hear you breathing. That's not a good sign."

. . .

Law: "Should I call back later or-"

Sanji: "Oh, so after killing me, he wants to leave! That's perfect!"

Law: "Of course. Why would I stick around to talk to a ghost?"

Sanji: "I hate you. But I love you. Generally speaking, I don't know how to FEEL about you right now."

Law: "What did I do, again?"

Sanji: "You know exactly what you did. T-that nickname you gave me should've come with a warning first!"

Law: "All I did was call you "baby"."

Sanji: "CFCFFHCJCSHHCH-"

Law: "Ahh, I get it now!"

Sanji: "THANK YOU."

Law: "Guess I'll refer to you as an elder instead."

Sanji: "I'm younger than you, you know."

Law: "Good point. It's a shame, though..."

Sanji: "Why?"

Law: "I was already getting used to the idea."

Sanji: "Of what?"

Law: "Having a sexy grandpa as my lover."

Sanji: "HUH?!"

Law: "Granddaddy ~~~"

Sanji: "Please tell me you're drunk, right now."

Law: "Well, I'm not sober. That's for sure. But you can blame my loving crewmates for that."

Sanji: "A drunk Law is a dangerous Law."

Law: "Especially while operating heavy machinery."

Sanji: "Are you driving!??"

Law: "Oh, no. I'm talking about this snail transponder. It's heavier than usual, today."

Sanji: "Snail transponder? But... We're talking through your modern phone. You know, those touchscreen thingies?"

Law: "Wait a second- Why do I have two different phones on me?"

Law: "One of them isn't even a phone!"

Sanji: "So, it wasn't a snail transponder? W...what was it then?"

Law: "I was holding onto a real snail the entire time. A snail the size of a cat..."

Sanji: "I see."

Law: "Yeah."

Sanji: "What did you drink?"

Law: "Alcohol."

Sanji: "Let me rephrase myself: How much did you drink?"

Law: "Too much."

Law: "Sanji-ya... My face hurts."

Sanji: "Mine too."

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Chopper: "I hear Sanji laughing! Is he okay?"