Recording ~
Law: Good... Afternoon? I'm Trafalgar Law, better known as The Surgeon of Death. Uh...
What do I talk about?
Sanji: Anything, go for it!
Law: O-okay. Hi. We're out here in- God knows where the hell- because our car ran out of gasoline, and we're about fifteen miles away from my Submarine, it would appear.
Sanji: HA- Not funny! Not funny! .... AHAHA! HA! HA! HA!
Law: We might be mauled by mermaids or sea kings, whichever resurface first, but this guy seems fine with it. Isn't that right, Rudolph?
Sanji: What's with that name, huh?
Law: ♪ Rudolph the red nose reindeer ~ ♪ That should be your new theme song, it really suits you.
Sanji: Red nose my ass! Call Buggy that instead.
Law: Tell it to the blood running down your nose. Wasn't that your favorite suit?
Sanji: CRAP. Ah.. You just had to mention mer...mer........ MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!
-Recording ended-
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Typing. . .
Sunny-ya🌻: What happened to me?
Seen ✔ 3:20p.m.Cupid-San🏹: I really hate you right now. You passed out after falling inside of the Ocean.
Seen ✔ 3:20p.m.Sunny-ya🌻: If I'm the one that passed out, why are you pissed?!
Seen ✔ 3:20p.m.Cupid-San🏹: I can't swim, you sunk to the bottom of the Ocean. Go figure why I'm pissed off right now, Aquaman
Seen ✔ 3:21p.m.Sunny-ya🌻: If you didn't save me, then who did?
Seen ✔ 3:21p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Icilly did.
Seen ✔ 3:22p.m.Sunny-ya🌻: Who the hell is that?
Seen ✔ 3:22p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Look up, slowly... Very slowly... And you'll see her.
Seen ✔ 3:23p.m.Sunny-ya🌻: Hmm?
Seen ✔ 3:23p.m.Sunny-ya🌻: I SAW HER. OH MY GOD. SNED MHE EHDMELP PLSLSE.
Seen ✔ 3:23p.m.Cupid-San🏹: See why I told you to look up slowly? Great work, artist! You turned the Ocean red again.
Seen ✔ 3:23p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Come on, let's get you out of there.
Seen ✔ 3:25p.m.Cupid-San🏹: And... Posted! Since your phone went swimming with the fishes as well, I'll let you use mine while we get back to my Submarine.
Seen ✔ 3:25p.m.Cupid-San🏹: So, I get to use your Snapchat account for three more hours, huh?
Seen ✔ 3:26p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Don't even think about it.
Seen ✔ 3:26p.m.Cupid-San🏹: I won't.
Seen ✔ 3:27p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Maybe.
Seen ✔ 3:27p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Sanji-ya, I'm driving right now. Don't mess with my text messages or camera.
Seen ✔ 3:27p.m.Cupid-San🏹: Eyes on the road, Mister. Don't worry, your account is in good hands 👌💋
Seen ✔ 3:27p.m.~3:00p.m.~
~4:00p.m.~
~5:00p.m.~
~6:00p.m.~
(14 new snaps!)
(30 new chats!)
(Missed call from Bepo)
(Missed call from Sachi)
(Missed call from Kid)
(Missed call from Penguin)
(Missed call from Luffy)
Cupid-San🏹: Sanji-ya.. What did you do to my account!!
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