Love At First SNAP! | LawSan 💋

42: Sanji's Lullaby 🌙

Sanji: "Move in? But I already moved in. We have a whole week all to ourselves!"

Law: "I mean permanently. Move in, completely. A week goes by too fast, I need to see my Sunny-ya every morning and night, not every other day."

Sanji: "Permanently. That's something I can't promise you, Law. As much as I would love to, Luffy... Luffy needs me. In the end, we're still friends. He's still my Captain."

Law: "Yeah, I understand." *looks away for a moment*

Sanji: "For now, we should just focus on what we have and who we are."

Law: *smiles, putting his forehead closely to Sanji's* "Well, who are we and what do we have right now, Love Cook?"

Sanji: "We have each other."

Law: "We also have this waste fully spacious bed," *lifts Sanji from his waist*

Law: "And I think it needs some company."

Sanji: "Yeah? How do you know? Does the bed talk to you?" *smiles brightly*

Law: "Trust me, it has a voice."

Sanji: "How come I don't hear it then?"

Law: "You'll hear it soon."

Sanji: "I wonder what he's talking about. Did he purchase this bed from Big Mom? She's the only one that can make inanimate objects talk."

~A few minutes later~

Bed: *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK*

Sanji: "H...ahh... I see... What... What you m- mean n...ngh... Now... Haa..."

Law: "I'm surprised you can still talk, baby." *chuckles, breathlessly*

Sanji: "T...talk... Yes. Walk.. Probably not!!"

Law: "Oh shit."

Bed: *BANG!*

Both: "Oh... SHIT."

Sanji: "TORAO YOU-"

Law: "Eh, I'll bring out the futons later on. More fun for us then, bed!"

Sanji: "Did it actually break!?" *starts laughing*

Law: "Apparently. Hopefully the floor is more stable, because if that breaks too, we'll end up having sex in a hospital bed next."

Sanji: "SHUDDAP!!! It's still inside of me and every time I laugh, I feel it getting stuck inside!"

Law: "I should be the one complaining over here, if you get any tighter, it might travel and end up stuck to your spine."

Sanji: "Law!!!"

Law: "Imagine having to get an X-ray of THAT."

Sanji: "Just by imagining it, I feel the secondhand embarrassment! How would we explain this to anyone!?"

Law: "I was rushed to urgent care because I vacuumed my boyfriend's penis off with my ass hole."

Sanji: *starts to wheeze* "STOP! No more!! I'll seriously die at this point, I have no air left!"

Law: "Code Blue in room three. I repeat: Code Blue. Patient running low on oxygen."

Sanji: "Save me, Doctor!"

Law: "Here come the Dickfibrillators!"

Law: "I can't believe I'm making a mockery out of my own career. Cora-san would be so disappointed."