Security Breach Adventures

Drunken SAMStics

In which we see what everyone acts like when they get drunk. Like, full on drunk. And how they get drunk, of course. (SAMS goofy thing, ofc. And there's a lot of throwing up mentioned so please don't read if that squicks you out.)

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How does their drinking start?

Monty: When has he ever needed an excuse? He just brings a pack of beer and goes to town on it.

Sun: "Time to drown my sorrows in alcohol!" -Immediately begins chugging beer-

Moon: "... Aw, what the hell? It's five o' clock somewhere."

Lunar: "Hey, can I try some? :D"

Sun and Moon: "NO!"

Monty: "Hell yeah! Here you go, little buddy." -Tosses Lunar a beer-

Bloodmoon: "Ohhh, a Bloody Mary? We very much much like the sound of that!"

Bloodmoon, trying it: "AUGH, THIS DRINK IS A LIE! There is no blood, only tomat- HIC- o!"

Eclipse: "Well, I did put in a lot of work today, a little drinking as a reward won't hurt."

New Moon: Has to be encouraged by Eclipse to take a break from repairing Sun, but he doesn't mind chilling with his little brother and some drinks.

Solar: "Tch. You know what? To hell with it, let's pray and see if I can get drunk."

Earth: Someone spikes her drink. No one knows if it was Lunar as a friendly joke or if it was Monty.

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How do they act, exactly?

Monty: Louder and crazier, but mostly like normal.

Sun: He gets so moody and cranky oh my stars-

Moon: He gets very sleepy.

Lunar: Same as Monty, except not a whole lot like normal it's more like he's on a sugar rush. "WHOO, PARTY! PARTYYY-YYY!~ PAR- BLEEEHGHBLERBLERBLEEEHHH-" -Throwing up noises-

Bloody: "You know what? This Bloody Mary is not so bad, I like it! ANOTHER!" -Throws glass on the floor- "Ohhh, DESTRUCTION!"

Harvest: "I bet I can- HIC- drink more than anyone else here! >:D Who wants to challenge me?!"

Eclipse: He's pretty mellow and happy, but he can get riled up super easily.

New Moon: Moody, cranky, dead silent unless you start needling him and his perception kinda shifts. Eclipse usually has to hold him back because he thinks someone cut him a nasty look when they really didn't.

Solar: Has a bit of a buzz going on, but doesn't really feel or act different. "Not that effective, is it? FML."

Earth: "I love everyone ssshooo, sssho much! Everyone issh my frien'! Who waaaantsssh a hugggggg?"

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Over the course of the evening? (Let's pretend they're in the West Arcade.)

Moon, face-down on the table: "Zzz... Zzz... Zzz..."

Monty: "I know you're still awake, Moon. You can't pretend to be asleep by making buzzing sounds."

Moon:

Monty: -Nudging him- "Moon?" -Lifts up Moon's head-

Moon: -Deadass asleep-

Monty: "Oh. I'll jus' let 'im sleep, then." -Drops his face back onto the table with a loud thunk- "Oh, shit."

Moon: "Snrk- wha? Wha's goin' on?"