Me:I believe there is always one episode of every series that can be called the definitive episode. In other words, the episode everyone must watch in order to truly be able to talk about the series with other people.
Onyx:For Steven Universe, the definitive episode is without a doubt "A Single Pale Rose". This was the episode that turned everything upside down.
Me:And it was so impactful that it is STILL talked about today. So let's review this episode.
(We all watch)
Steven:Even now, I still can't believe it.
Pearl:Steven..... I wanted to tell you for so long....
Lapis:Then why didn't you?
Pearl: Because I couldn't, Lapis!!!
Me:Pearl, I don't believe that at all. I believe that once you came into contact with Steven's Gem, that should have broken whatever gag order Pink put on you. In other words, you were free of your restrictions the moment Steven was born and simply chose not to tell him the truth.
Pearl:THAT ISN'T TRUE!!!!!
Me: Whatever. Your fans may believe it but I never will. Let's move on to the next request.
