Actual Fan-Fiction

Little Hylian

 "Come on and celebrate everyone!" Said Lady Riju, hoisting a glass.

The entire room cheered and took a drink from their cups. The day was saved thanks to Link, a courageous hero who defeated the evil spirit that had made living in the desert a nightmare. Not only was the spirit defeated, but the Yiga clan that had been terrorizing the Gerudo were also wiped out, at least, that's what Link thought.

"Come on up hero, you were the one to save the day." Riju extended a hand to Link. He grabbed it and was pulled up onto the stand, "I was thinking, why don't we do a bit more celebrating and go do a 'girls night out'? It'll be fun!"

Link hesitates at first, but then nods his head. Due to a certain situation, Link has to wear female Gerudo clothing in order to be in the town in the first place. Even though Riju very well could just tell everyone he's a man and that it's okay, the townsfolk would cause an uproar.

"Oh good! I know just what you need, follow me!" Riju grabs Link's arm and pulls him down the steps and away from the party.

Riju brings Link to the newly opened nail salon. Riju walks up to the counter and pulls out a bag full of rupee's, "Just trim my nails, for Link, do light blue nails and lips." Riju said with a smirk.

Link, taken aback by what Riju requested for him, was immediately pulled again by a much stronger Gerudo lady and forced him to sit down in a chair. She tugged off his flats and put toe separators in between his toes. She pulled out a bottle of light blue nail polish and began to paint his nails. She finished by painting his fingernails light blue, then put the bottle top back on and away. She pulled out a bottle of blue lipstick and moved Link's veil up, keeping one hand on it so she could paint his lips. She capped the bottle and put it away, letting the veil flow back down.

"You stay for hour, let paint dry." Link nodded.

Riju's nails were trimmed and filed down, making her incredibly happy. She hopped over to Link to see him with light blue nails, "Oh, you look even cuter now!

Link sighed and closed his eyes, taking a nap. Riju left the salon, leaving Link behind.

"Hey, paint is dry." Link opened his eyes and let out a yawn with a stretch. He touched his fingernails to make sure they were dry, then his toenails. He sighed when he looked at his feet and put his flats back on. He bowed to the Gerudo woman and gave her a silver rupee.

Link left the salon and went back to his room in the hotel to grab his things to go on his next adventure. He exited Gerudo Town and made his way east. Link looked at his sheikah slate and saw that it was glitching out. He tapped it a few times and shook it. Nothing. He sighed and put it back on his hip and kept walking.

After an hour of walking Link checked the slate again, still glitching. He sat down and looked at the slate puzzled. Why wasn't it working? He wasn't in the sandstorm near the fairy fountain, or any sandstorm for that matter. What was the deal? Unbeknownst to Link, an enemy clad in red took tiny footsteps up to Link, slowly raising its arm. In one swift movement, Link's head was bopped by the butt of a weapon, knocking him out cold.

"Master will be most pleased." Said the enemy. It picked up Link's body and teleported.

A blue light emerged inside of a chamber as the enemy who was carrying Link materialized. He set Link down and walked forward to the table, "Master, I found a new playmate. She's very beautiful."

The chair turned around as the boss tapped the table, taking out his blowpipe and blowing smoke, "Show me."

The man picked Link back up and laid him on the table for the boss to look over. "Huh. They'll have fun with her I'm sure. Inject her with the serum first. Takes a while to kick in." The man saluted the boss and ran out of the chamber.