Luigi: Hey glad you could make it Y/n!!
Y/n: Me? Missing your- Oh fuck-
*Falls over on cords*
Luigi: Hahaha!! Are you ok?!
Y/n: Ugh...damn cords
*BEEP*
Y/n: Weeeee!! I'm a pretty butterfly!!
*Is flying on a barley stable rope by hanging on it*
Mario: Y/n get down from there before you fall!!
Y/n: NEVER AHAHAHAHAHA!!
*BEEP*
Dk: I am so sorry man.
Mario: No no. It's good. Just punch me REALLY hard. I can take it.
*Not even a few seconds later*
Toad: So Mario, could you take it?
Mario: *Wailing on the floor*
*BEEP*
Peach: You'd think I'd marry a momster- Mom? What-Where did that come from?!
Bowser: *Laughing his ass off.*
Y/n: Your such a momster Bowser. You have the power of the m o m s
Luigi: Well- he does have a son so...
Y/n: Hush your mouth
*BEEP*
Luigi: MARIO!! *Is seen on the green screen, hanging on some wires as he was 'taken away'*
*Hits his back on it harshly*
Mario: Wow bro you good?
Luigi: SHIT ASS!!....no.
Y/n: God I would pay for that to be in the movie...
*BEEP*
Mario: Say that again about my brother, and You're gonna regret it.
Spike: Oh yeah? *Stands up, but his his hip on the side table* OW-
Mario: HAHA!! My shortness has come in victory!!
Spike: My hip. My poor gorgeous hip...
*BEEP*
*Bowser caressing his face with his claw for the movie.*
Luigi: I can smell the shipping from here.
Bowser: Tell me about it.
Luigi: Let's kiss bro
Bowser: No homo bro
*They lean in but then swerve away from each other, before bursting out with laughter*
*BEEP*
Peach: *Does some weird flips for her epic training moment*
Mario: Thats my girlfriend guys.
Dk: S I M P
*BEEP*
Y/n: You think people find it hilarious that we date in real life?
Luigi: Nah, I'd think they don't mind. Except for the Bowigi shippers. They gonna come after your ass.
Y/n: I'll join them honestly. It's my new Otp.
Luigi: Y/n no-
Y/n: Y/n yes-
*BEEP*
Peach: There's millions of worlds out there...and- I forgot my lines. Again. Uhhhhh-
Mario: You were so close this time!!
Peach: I know!! Ughhhh
Toad/Y/n: YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!
*BEEP*
Luigi: Hey guys, Luigi here. Currently trapped in a cage. Hope my lover comes rescuing me. OH!! Here they come now-Oh my god...
Dk: *In high pitched voice, dressed as Y/n* oH mY gOd LuIgI!! iLl SaVe YoU!!
*Runs right into the cage, only to get caught in the clothes, and tripping over the camera.*
*BEEP*
Toad: I suggested that I should cuss when Mario starts wining against Dk. I thought it would be funny, and didn't actually expect them to allow me to do it!! I remember saying it so many times...
Toad: BEAT HIS ASSSSSSS
Toad: BEAT THAT MORHER FUCKER UP!!
Toad: SMASH SOME MONKEY ASS MARIO!!
Mario: No!! We are not using that line!!
Dk: AHAHAHABAHAHA!!
*BEEP*
Y/n: I'm a fish. Bloop bloop. *Swiming in the water*
Toad: DIE FISH!!
Y/n: wait-TOAD NO- bsmlsksmsjsjsjsssmxkxi
Peach: TOAD STOP DROWNING THEM?!
*BEEP*
Peach: And now music. By toad.
Toad: Ahem....IIIIIII WANT TO SWINGGGGG FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRR. FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRR!!
Peach: So majestic...
Mario and Y/n: *Legit ears out bleeding from the pain*
*BEEP*
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I just wanted to do a fake blooper reel.
Cuz I thought it be funny.
Anyways I need to sleep now💀
Requests for Luigi x reader are always welcome!!
As long as they're not any:
NSFW
Inappropriate themes
Oc request (Because this is for everyone)
Or any gross stuff that is very uncomfortable for me and others
Other than that I will do everything else!!
Ok byeeeee
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Let's-A-Go!! (Super Mario Bros Movie Luigi x Gender Neutral Reader)
FanfictionLike all the other times, I'm gonna warn you all. I am very dyslexic so words our bound to be messy or misplaced. So I'm sorry I'm advance!! Updates will be whenever I decide to post, so it may be a bit slow or regular pace. So please don't rush me...
