I Know What We're Going To Do Today!

Driving

"Watcha doin?" (Y/n) asked, earning a glare from his half sister, as he walked into Phineas and Ferb's backyard. Even though he was mostly decently behaved to his sister now it felt good to take a few of the little chances to annoy her.

"Making device that makes a frisbee sized wormhole" Phineas replied as he fiddled with a small handheld device.

(Y/n) went wide eyed. "Isn't that dangerous?"

"It's a frisbee sized wormhole" Phineas replied with a shrug. "You could cover it with a frisbee"

"Right..." (y/n) slowly nodded. "Either way I'm going to get out of here before you accidentally let aliens into your backyard" (y/n) spoke as he turned and walked to the backdoor before sliding it open. "Hey, where's Perry?" The boy asked as he looked around.

"Wherever it is that he does every day" Phineas simply replied. (Y/n) frowned, a bit disappointed, before going inside the house and closing the door behind him.

"Candace?" (Y/n) called out as he walked around the house. There was no reply.

The boy quickly stuck his head back out the door and looked to Phineas. "Did your sister go out?"

"Yeah. She's getting lunch with Jeremy" Phineas replied as he finished work on his device.

"Damn" (y/n) frowned as he exited the house and closed the door after him. "She was supposed to drive me to Murphy's"

"I thought you didn't like him?" Isabella asked.

"I have nothing against him, he's a nice kid. I don't like the whole Murphy's law family curse thing" (y/n) clarified as he leaned against the wall of the house.

"If you want-"

"I'm not traveling via wormhole" (y/n) quickly interrupted Phineas.

"Suit yourself" Phineas shrugged. "Why not drive yourself?"

"He doesn't have a license" Isabella quickly popped in. "Or a car... or a bike... or anything"

"Yes. Thanks Izzy" the boy pat the girl on her head causing her to glare at him although he payed it no attention. "I would walk but they live across town"

"Well you're welcome to hang out here"

"Thanks but I just feel like hanging with people my own age today"

"They're younger than you" Ferb quickly replied in that British accent of his.

"Closer to my own age" (y/n) crossed his arms. "You get my point"

"Well if you want we could probably teach you to drive" Phineas spoke as if him knowing how to drive was normal.

(Y/n) gave an unbelieving look. "You? Aren't you a little young to know how to drive?"

"Why yes. Yes I am" Phineas nodded. "We'll stop by the DMV and get you your permit today and then tomorrow we can start with driving"

"I don't think that's how it works Phineas" (y/n) replied as he crossed his arms. "And I've already got the permit. I just haven't had the chance to start driving yet"

"Step one complete then" Phineas shrugged. "Ferb, bring out the cars!"

Ferb quickly replied with a thumbs up before pulling out a small device and flipping a switch. Suddenly the ground began to open and out on a spinning platform appeared what looked to be two custom race cars.

"Oh this is a terrible idea" (y/n) spoke although he couldn't help the smile that appeared on his face as he walked towards the car.

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"Go fish!" Right as Melissa said that a car quickly flew into Milo's backyard and slammed into the boy. "Oh my god!" she dropped her cards and quickly ran over to the now stopped car and Milo who was laying on its windshield. "Are you okay?!"

"Never better" Milo replied as he tried to sit up and failed. "I just need to lay still for a while"

Melissa quickly turned her attention to the exiting the car. "(Y/n)?" She asked as he and Phineas each stumbled out of their respective sides of the car.

"I may have a concussion" (y/n) mumbled before falling. Melissa quickly caught him in her arms before he could hit the ground.

Melissa turned her head to check on Phineas but he seemed perfectly fine. She then turned her head back to (y/n). "What happened?"

"God, big bang, molecules, dinosaurs, continental shift-" (y/n) quickly cut himself off as he groaned at a sudden pain in the side of his head.

Melissa quickly looked to Milo and back to (y/n). "Alright, I'm calling an ambulance"

Milo quickly spoke up. "Use my phone. Got one of the ambulance drivers on speed dial. Saves time"

"Phineas" (y/n) spoke prompting said boy to come closer. "Move the car. Come up with cover story. I'm not getting my permit revoked over this"

"That doesn't-"

"It doesn't matter if it's legal or ethical, it matters that I keep my per-" the boys face quickly became bright red and he forced his way out of Melissa's arms before turning around and throwing up on the grass.

"Ew" Melissa cringed as she quickly turned away. "Definitely a concussion" she quickly ran to Milo and pulled his phone from his pocket before calling the ambulance.

Phineas at least did what he was told. The car was soon hidden and Milo had been moved onto the grass.

(Y/n) stumbled as he made his way to the deck so he could sit down against the wall of the house.

"The ambulance will be here in a few minutes" Melissa spoke to the two injured kids as she hung up the phone.

After making sure Milo was alright Melissa walked over to (y/n) who was sitting with his eyes closed. "Eyes open. Can't let you fall asleep right now" she spoke as she crouched down in front of him so they'd be eye to eye.

"The light is hurting my eyes" (y/n) muttered as he kept his eyes closed.

"That's a symptom of the concussion" Melissa spoke quietly so as not to hurt the boy any more now that she was certain he was concussed. "But you can't fall asleep right now okay?"

(Y/n) groaned again but opened his eyes slowly. "You're fuzzy"

Melissa frowned. "At least there's only one of me" (y/n) shrugged as if he would have been okay with more. "Are you dizzy?" (Y/n) nodded as he looked like he was about to fall asleep. "Let's get you up" Melissa spoke as she stood and offered her hand to the boy.

"Mm" (y/n) groaned as he sluggishly took the hand only to be quickly pulled to his feet. He stumbled into Melissa but was to dizzy to do anything but hold onto her. "Spinning"

"Spinning is better than falling" Melissa replied causing the boy to nod in agreement. "Just keep holding on to me"

"Yes ma'am" (y/n) nodded. They were now able to hear the sounds of the sirens.

As the ambulance got closer they got louder and the boys head began to pound harder. "(Y/..." the boy was only able to hear half of his name being said before he passed out from the searing pain that the sirens caused in his head.

Word count: 1210

(This chapter really took a turn I didn't see coming at all)