I Know What We're Going To Do Today!

Concussion Life

"Go fish" (y/n) replied confidently as he put his cards down and took a sip of his water.

"(Y/n), we're playing uno" Melissa replied as she put her cards down too. Last night the boy had been let out of the hospital so the two were hanging out in his backyard.

(Y/n) shrugged as he put his cup back down. "I'm on pain meds and I have a concussion. I'm lucky I even knew that what I was holding were cards" the boy spoke as he leaned over towards Melissa. "And I was distracted by you"

Melissa rolled her eyes and pushed the boy away. "You need new lines"

"I've used that already?" He gave a confused look.

"Twice yesterday in the hospital when we tried to play monopoly" Melissa replied simply.

"Hm" the boy nodded. "Well... you're hair is fun to look at"

Melissa gave him a strange look but shrugged it off. "I think I'm gonna miss this once you're off the drugs and feeling better. You weren't very flirty before"

"Well that won't be for a while" (y/n) gave her a quick smile before glancing at the pool. "Let's swim!"

Melissa quickly shook her head. "In your state? You'll probably forget how and drown"

"So carry me" (y/n) replied as if it were the obvious answer.

"That's not happening" Melissa replied as she crossed her arms. Before the boy could ask why Melissa answered. "You're significantly larger than me and I don't want to"

"Fine" (y/n) over exaggeratedly rolled his eyes. "Then I'm going to just go in and risk it" he began to stand up but Melissa quickly grabbed his arm to stop him.

"You shouldn't-" she was quickly caught off guard as (y/n) grabbed the girl's arms with his free one and pulled her over to the pool with him. "Don't-" she was again cut off as (y/n) pulled her along as he jumped into the pool.

A moment after jumping in the two quickly surfaced, (Y/n) laughing and Melissa with an annoyed look as she tried to also hold in the laugh starting to come up. "I thought since Milo isn't here I'd be safe from getting my clothes wet"

"Lighten up!" (Y/n) laughed as he wrapped his arm around Melissa's waist and leaned his head on hers. "This is a party!"

"No it isn't" Melissa replied as she looked around for anything that might have made him think that. "You're to handsy like this" she spoke as she tried to pry his arms off of her.

"That's your opinion" (y/n) replied before quickly changing the topic. "What are Phineas and Ferb doing today? It's strangely quiet. No power tools to be heard"

"They decided to do something quiet today so as not to make you any worse" Melissa spoke as she pried the boy off of her and out of bit of space between them since she had decided they had been this close for long enough. "They're putting on their own production of the HMS Pinafore"

"And I'm missing that?!" (Y/n) asked with a sad look on his face.

"You like musicals?" Melissa asked with an unbelieving look.

"Two. I like two musicals" the boy replied as he held up three fingers. Melissa lowered one for the boy. "Thanks. Anyways I like the HMS Pinafore and the Pirates of Penzance. Of course they're playing one of the two I like"

"I'm sure they'll be happy to do Pirates when you're better" Melissa pat the boy on the back. "Until then how about we get out of the pool? I don't like wet clothes"

"You're no fun" (y/n) rolled his eyes as he watched the soaking wet girl exit the pool. "Fine" he huffed before following after her. "You're no fun"

"You said that already" Melissa replied as she looked around for a towel to dry off with but found none. "Where are the towels?"

"Inside" (y/n) replied as if that was obvious. "Why would we keep towels outside when we aren't planning to use the pool?"

"Good point" Melissa sighed before shaking her head quickly to try and get as much water as possible out of it.

The two were silent as (y/n) went and sat down. "If we left now we could probably get to Phineas and Ferb's for He is an Englishman"

"We're not going. It's quiet here but they won't be quiet over there" Melissa shook her head.

"Can we at the very least watch the musical online?" (Y/n) asked.

"Looking at screens is bad for concussions" Melissa shook her head.

"Ugh" (y/n) shook his head. "I can't do anything like this"

"That's not true" Melissa replied as she sat in the chair beside the boy. "Just listen to you. You can definitely still complain"

(Y/n) gave her an unamused look. "Ha ha" he laughed sarcastically but couldn't help the smile that formed as he started to actually laugh a moment later.

"There you are" Melissa smiled widely. "That's the highly medicated boy I came to hang out with!"

Word count: 896

(I'm probably taking the rest of the week off)

(Still can't believe major monogram did this parody of I am the very model of a modern major general. Really wish they did the entire song)