Ship: ChanSung
Top: Chan
Bottom: Jisung
For lmhscat
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"Of all the things I expected to be doing today, THIS was NOT on the bloody list!"
"I'm bleeding out in a sixty-seven-thousand-dollar Dodge Challenger and you're complaining about your day?"
"You're bleeding out in a sixty-something-thousand-dollar car and you're worried about the price tag?!"
"Did you seriously just pass out on me...WHILE DRIVING?!"
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Contrary to popular belief, I didn't just wake up one day and think, "Hey, I should be a gang members lackey today."
No, I was simply walking dogs. My nice, quiet job.
Enjoying the sunshine, watching a bunch of mutts sniff each other's asses. You know, the usual.
Then BAM.
Gun to my head.
Hostage situation.
Wednesday things.
"Hello to you too. I'm Jisung, and you are?"
"Shut the hell up and keep walking."
"Nice to meet you too. Before we go, can I drop off the dogs first?"
"You trying to get shot in the mouth?"
"It wouldn't be the first thing to get shot in my mouth."
"...Did you seriously just make a sex joke?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I didn't know 'wrong hostage' was an actual thing. Get in the car."
"Sir, yes sir."
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Yeah, I got into a kidnapper's car.
Not my proudest moment, but I'm twenty grand in college debt, only in my second year, and I walk dogs for a living.
This was easily the most interesting Wednesday I'd had in months. What more do you want from me?
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"Hey, Mr. Kidnapper? Hate to interrupt, but there's a black Jeep behind us with like... six dudes and a lot of guns."
"Are you helping me right now?"
"Yeah."
"You aren't one of those kinky people that find this kinda thing hot, are you?"
"I wouldn't say that exactly. I mean, you're hot, but the kidnapping part? Not really. The most interesting thing that ever happened to me before this was my parents' divorce. I was eight. So this is a step up."
"Five."
"What?"
"I was five when mine divorced."
"Is Mr. Kidnapper trauma-dumping on me right now?"
"No. I'm one-upping you. I'm competitive. Also, sit DOWN."
"my parents divorced because my mom cheated."
"mine divorced because my dad's gay."
"...Fuck. You win."
"I always do."
BANG.
A bullet cracked through the windshield, snapping them both back to reality.
"Holy shit, you're bleeding!"
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ONE SHOTS🍒| STRAY KIDS
Fanfictionall skz ships just 2 bts one shots I wrote and had nowhere to put
