40. Banana Peel Chapstick (2)

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by _kxlxpsea-

by _kxlxpsea-

Ship: JeongSung
Top: Jeongin
Bottom: Jisung
2 part story cause I'm lazy
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Dad👴🏻: WHERE TF ARE YOU BITCHES

Pussy Destroyer🐱: JEONGINS BITCH ASS AINT GETTING IN THE FUCKING CAR

Dad👴🏻: IF YOU DONT SHOVE HIS LANKY BONEY FLAT ASS INTO THAT FUCKING CAR I WILL MAKE YOU LOOK AT ALL MY DICK PICS BEFORE I SEND THEM

Pussy Destroyer🐱: being gay while doing straight activities is very homophobic of you chan

Dad👴🏻: I'm going to make you very uncomfortable

Pussy Destroyer🐱: we're on our way you fuck ass senior citizen

Dad👴🏻: we're practically the same age

Pussy Destroyer🐱: I'm hanging onto that one year advantage

Dad👴🏻: Fuck You

Pussy Destroyer🐱: only if you promise to be gentle

Dad👴🏻: oh my fuck 🤦🏻‍♂️
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"I'm bored out of my goddamn mind" Jisung mumbled sipping his drink. Chan was busy angrily typing in his phone. "Give it like 10 more minutes and my friend and his friends are gonna be here." "Atleast one of us is having fun" Changbin said pointing to the boys direction. Somehow the youngest had found himself on one of the stripper tables dancing his ass off drunk out of his mind. "And he calls me an alcoholic." Changbin scoffed. "YES!" The two boys looked over confused at the oldest. "THEYRE HERE! MINHO!" He yelled waving at the 4 boys that just walked in. Minhos face lit up and grabbed one of his friends hands and dragged him over with the other 2 following behind.

"Hey, sorry we're late. Jeongin wasn't agreeing with us."

Jisung sat in his seat basically star struck. He was staring at the black haired boy Minho had dragged in. He was looking around very uninterested in everything going on, eventually making eye contact with him. Jisung's face flushed and he looked back down at his drink.

Jeongin himself was blushing as he admired the brunette. His brown hair was curled and his cheeks were puffed out as if he was holding his breath. Jeongin looked away, blushing.

Minho and Chan smirked at each other. Changbin stared at the four and eventually caught on. "Oh my god you're so fucking dumb." Chan glared at him and gestured for him to shut up. "Anyways, this is Minho and his friends Jeongin, Felix and Hyunjin." They all waved. "Guys this is my friend Chan and his friends Jisung, Changbin and.... Wheres the other one?"

Chan sighed defeatedly and pointed across the room. They all looked over to the direction and saw Seungmin now on a pole, drunk and dancing. "NOW THATS MY KIND OF PARTY. GIMME THAT!" Felix yelled snatching the drink out of Changbins hand and downing it. "Oh my god that's straight liquor, what the fuck." He said staring at Changbin in horror. The older got up grumbling about having to go get another drink. Felix had already ran away and was now standing next to Seungmin, both dancing.

Chan made space for Minho to sit next to him. The boy shoved Jeongin into the seat next to Jisung before sitting next to Chan. Both boys were now blushing profusely. "I'm gonna get a drink." Hyunjin said before walking away to where Changbin was. "Jisung, Jeongin, do you mind getting us all drinks?" Minho asked, smiling widely. "Get it yourself old man" Jeongin snapped back. "PLEASE INNIE!" Jeongin rolled his eyes and got up gesturing for Jisung to follow him. The pair walked towards the bar leaving the 2 elders.

Chan and Minho had mission impossibled themselves to the bar without them noticing. "wow, so subtle." Changbin said sipping on his drink staring at the liquid. Chan rolled his eyes and punched the boy. "Shut up, this is a matter of life and death and they absolutely cannot know that we're doing this." Changbin rolled his eyes. "You do realize half the club just watched the both of you summersault and roll all over the floor pretending to be spy's to get here right?" Minho scoffed. "Do you want us to get him off your back or not? Yes? Then let us work our Cupid Magic. I don't see you coming up with a better plan."

"Or hear me out. You could introduce them to each other and tell them they both like anime and let them bond over that then they'll eventually start talking and discovering more things about themselves that they have in common and then they'll start a taking stage then flirting then a relationship and then you're problem will be solved." Hyunjin said walking up behind the pair. Changbin pointed at him and nodded. "See that? That's common sense. Observe it." Minho and Chan both smacked Changbin. "THEYRE SPEAKING!" Minho whisper yelled.
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"So, what are you drinking?" Jeongin asked. Jisung shrugged. "I think I'm just gonna get whiskey on the rocks. Chan's gonna want straight vodka with a salt rim." Jeongin nodded. "You know they've been staring at us since we got up here right?" Jisung nodded. "They aren't really subtle about it. We can hear them talking all the way over here." "Do you know what they're planning?" "They're trying to set us up." Jeongin glanced over at the 2 boys and smiled when they tried to duck behind Changbin and he pushed them. He looked back at the younger who was too focused on the bartender mixing their drinks. He thought about it before looking at the bartender himself. "Not a bad idea, in my opinion."

Jisung's cheeks flushed and he shot Jeongin a look. The younger looked at him and smiled before looking ahead. "I'm just saying. Minhos got my type down to a T so I'm pretty sure if we actually spoke to each other I wouldn't find a single turn off." Jisung rolled his eyes. "You're making it sound like you're recruiting me as if I said yes to this and Chan knows my type too so I'd have to say THAT was a major turn off." "My apologies Princess, I didn't mean it that way."

Jisung scoffed and walked away from the bar heading back to his seat. He passed the 4 boys and whispered to Chan. "Next time make sure the guy you're trying to set me up with isn't an egotistical dickhead." Minho face palmed

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I turned this into a book and it's been published so like go read that homies!