Ship: JeongSung
Top: Jeongin
Bottom: Jisung
2 part story cause I'm lazy
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Kid#1🐿️: We have a problem
Kid#2🐶: let me guess, you caused it?
Kid#3🐽: gimme a sec I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet
Dad👴🏻: no YOU have a problem, I have an idiot who keeps getting into one
Kid #1🐿️: thanks for the support this is amazing, lovely even
Kid#2🐶: what's the problem
Dad👴🏻: god no
Kid#1🐿️: thank you for asking Seungmin ATLEAST ONE of you cares!
Kid#3🐽: stfu and tell us what you did
Kid#1🐿️: the dorms are flooded
Dad👴🏻: so anyways I'm thinking of killing myself today, opinions? questions? Thoughts? Concerns?
Kid#2🐶: hurry it up already
Dad👴🏻: swallow knives
Kid#2🐶: you'd love to see that you freaky pervert wouldn't you?
Dad👴🏻: goodbye
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Chan sighed and put his phone back in his pocket. "Something wrong?" He looked back at the boy sitting across from him. "Nope! Not my problem." Minho nodded. "What did Jisung do?" The older dropped his head onto the table and sighed. "He flooded the fucking dorms." Minho snorted. "Like all the dorms? Or just his?!" "I don't even wanna know dude. I'm staying out of it." Minho chuckled and shook his head. "He's a gem." "More like a diamond in the rough, like really deep in the rough. Like a butt plug that's shoved so far up your ass that it's not even pleasurable anymore so now you're just standing there in the middle of your bathroom pants down to your ankles and your hand shoved so far up your ass tryna unplug it."
Minho choked on his drink. "Oh my god what is wrong with you!" He said in between laughs. "I genuinely don't understand it anymore Minho, how can someone be this fucking dumb. Like did his parents drop him way too many times on his head? It's like they gave him too much tummy time as a baby and instead of learning how to hold his head up he kept fucking slamming that big ass shit back onto the ground. Maybe that's why his forehead is so fucking huge now." Minho was in tears. He was holding onto his stomach doubled over the table, banging his fists on it and laughing. "Dude you need to work on yourself!"
Chan shook his head in distress. *Ding*
Kid#1🐿️: HYUNG WHAT DO I DO
Kid#1🐿️: ITS SPREADING TO THE OTHER FLOORS
Kud#1🐿️: ALL I DID WAS FLUSH MY GOD DAMN PISS DOWN THE TOILET
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"I should find him a boyfriend. Maybe that'll keep him from constantly harassing me." Minho nodded. "Actually, I do have this one friend who's been moping around complaining that he can't find a man to love him." "What's he like?" "Tall-"
"Perfect, set them up." Minho chuckled and shook his head. "We should all go to the club and hope they hit it off." "Sounds like a plan how about Saturday night at Six Symbol?" "That place is so cool, yes." "Perfect."
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Dad👴🏻: we're going to Six Symbol on Saturday night. No excuses accepted.
Kid#1🐿️: MY FUCKING BUILDING
Dad👴🏻: Especially you
Kid#3🐽: HELL YEAH A CHANCE TO GET DRUNK
Kid#2🐶: you're a fucking alcoholic
Kid#3🐽: hater
Kid#1🐿️: AGAIN
Kid#1🐿️: MY DORM
Dad👴🏻: we heard you the first time, we just don't give a fuck
Kid#1🐿️: thanks for the love guys
Kid#2🐶: always pooks 🥰
Kid#3🐽: anytime shawty 😙
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Pussy destroyer🐱: club, Saturday, Six Symbol, 8pm
Tall bitch🕴️: no hi hello how are you
Freckled fuck🐤: FUCK YEAH DARK ROOM WITH HOT SLUTTY MEN AND FIRE MUSIC I WILL BE THERE
my son👨🏻🍼: I'd rather stick a candle in my mouth then douse myself in gasoline
Pussy Destroyer🐱: too late I've already cleared your schedule
my son👨🏻🍼: commit
Pussy Destroyer🐱: you especially are going I'm tired of listening to you mope around about your sad pathetic love life
Tall Bitch🕴️: it's more depressing than my gpa
Freckled fuck🐤: I thought you were a straight a student
my son👨🏻🍼: He can't even stay straight how tf are his grades gonna be
my son👨🏻🍼: they're straight D's
Freckled fuck🐤: kiss of life once said "that D I need" or some shit like that
Tall bitch🕴️: I can absolutely fucking guarantee you that that's not what they said
Pussy destroyer🐱: so see you all Saturday don't ever fucking text me again
Tall Bitch🕴️: YOU STARTED THE FUCKING CONVERSATION
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SATURDAY NIGHT
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"IM NOT GOING!"
"GET YOUR FLAT FUCKING ASS UP AND IN THAT CAR RIGHT NOW JEONGIN!"
"NO!"
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"JISUNG PUT YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON!"
"ITS DICK OUT SATURDAY BITCHES!"
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to be continued
Guys this one shot was so good im turning it into a book. I'm gonna write all the chapters before publishing it. COMING SOON
YOU ARE READING
ONE SHOTS🍒| STRAY KIDS
Fanfictionall skz ships just 2 bts one shots I wrote and had nowhere to put
