"Hey, Billy, how are you feeling today?"
"Well, Spencer, I'm a little under the weather..."
"Of course you are, the sky is right above us."
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"Hey Francis! What's up?"
"Obviously the sky, Derek."
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"What do you think that cloud looks like, Suzy?"
"Probably like a cloud, Dina."
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"Why are you lying down on such a beautiful day, Xavier?"
"Because it was too hard lying up."
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"Hey son! Ready for today?"
"Dad, I think the Sun is ready for everyday."
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Things Smart-Asses Would Say
HumorJust some book with wise-ass comments to stupid questions I thought up while I was bored. I'm going to update when I feel like it *You've been warned*
