OTP promptshots

Better as friends

Prompts about two people who had their shot being romantic but its better to be friends instead.

Inspired by Dorothy and Stan in Golden Girls, Simone and karl.

-Getting drunk and spewing curses at each other then laughing their asses off.

-Holiday dinners are fun times with insulting each other.

-Picking each other up from places to places, being each other's cheuffer.

-Their fued and cat and mouse relationship is quite amusing to the kids.

-"Kids, don't find an incapable man like your father" "And don't be a drunkard like your mother." "Fuck you" "I loved you too, dear"

-"Are you enjoying the loneliness, Dear?" "Oh yes, much better than your nagging in my ear sweetheart"

-Ganging up on their ex with the current spouse and finding alliance in their shortcomings, well half of it's in good fun and laughs.

-Still knowing each other's passwords or security because it's so much hassle to start new.

-"You are such an asshole!" "Well I learned from the best!"

-Using the other's name to charge ridiculous embarrassing things and then cackling when their ex-spouse calls.

-Setting each other up with blind dates that they know would annoy the other.

-"I know you still have the hots for me, dear, don't deny" "By hots you mean seething rage and disgust, why yes, quite plenty"

-They're still the first ones to greet each other at special occasions of each other's lives.

-Having a tradition on their "wedding" anniversary to prank each other until the other surrenders.

-And on their Divorce anniversary, they would grab a beer and visit places with the kids.

-Comforting each other when things get tough and tears are shet followed by soft comforts and platonic kisses.

-One upping each other in front of the kids.

-Despite being separated, the kids always, always comes first.

-Kicking and hogging the bed when they share a bed again.

-Angry Tango/Dancing with the other stepping on the other's toes, or tripping the other while the other laughs at their futile attempt.

-Being each other's shoulder to cry on just like their married days when going through something dark or tragic.

-"Are you sure you're ready for this?" "Hey I might've made the mistake of letting you go but that's why I have your support" "Always"

-They still pack each other's stuff in family vacations because they are incapable of packing.

-"I'm surprised I've lasted this long being married to a monster like you" "Oh please, we both know you're a masochist" "Touche"

-Being aware that their spouse is inlove with someone else, and that they just got married because it familiar and they're friends and that's ok, they instead help their spouse/ex-spoise to chase their love.

-Watching over the kids while their ex-spouse goes out for the night

-"If we do get married again, is this technically just us being on a break?" "Kind of... I think, really hoping to not remarry you again! Will you just imagine the bets we'd lost!"