Ouran High School Host Club (ohshc x oc)

5- The Twins Fight!

--- when the twins were kids ---

Hikaru and Kaoru sit on a bench in the school's playground, watching their classmates play in the snow as the two of them hold hands.

"Hey, you wanna make a snowman with me?" a little girl asks as she approaches the two of them.

"Which one of you are you talking to?" Hikaru asks as she looks at the girl.

"To both of you, silly" the girl says happily.

"There's nobody here named both of you" Kaoru says as he looks at the girl.

"Okay then. I'm talking to Hikaru and Kaoru" the girl says with a smile.

"Okay. Well which one of us his Kaoru and which one of us is Hikaru?" the two of them ask, "can you tell?".

--- present day at the host club ---

"Let's play the which one his Hikaru game!" the twins announce, "so, can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?".

"Well, it's hard to say. You're identical" the light brown haired girl says.

"Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but so far none have succeeded" the twins say as they look away.

"That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of" Hikari says as she walks past the two of them.

"What? Have you got a problem with it, Haruhi?" the twins ask as they put their hands on their hips.

"Not really. I just don't understand how the two of you are so popular" Hikari says as she stops.

"That's not very nice" the twins say as they stick their tongues out at her.

"I'm disappointed" Hikaru says as he walks over to her.

"Apparently you don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins at the host club" Kaoru says as he does the same.

"Listen up! Have a couple of guys who look the same with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points" Hikaru says as he looks at Hikari, "it also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship".

"And in our case because we're twins, our relationship is taboo" Kaoru says as he leans on Hikari, "and therefore, more intriguing".

"And besides, who hasn't fantasised about twins. Having two men is better than one, don't you think?" Hikaru says as he whispers in her ear.

"It's a young woman's romantic fantasy" Kaoru says as he lifts Hikari's chin so she's look at him.

"Hikaru! Kaoru!" Tamaki shouts as he comes running over, "when I gave you control of the club's website, I did so on one condition. That you take it seriously".

"We take our job very seriously, Boss" Hikaru says as he looks at Tamaki.

"In fact, last night, we worked on it until dawn" Kaoru says as he does the same.

"Is this what you worked so hard to create?" Tamaki asks annoyed as he shows the two of them the nude photo of Haruhi surrounded by flowers to only her bare shoulders are showing on his laptop.

"You look great, Haru-chan!" Honey says as he looks at the photo.

"Tell me when?" Tamaki says as he places the laptop in Hikari's arms, "when did you take naked pictures of Haruhi? You bribed her, didn't you?".

"You're imagining things" the twins say as they shrug, "it's obvious that the photo's been altered".

"It was photoshopped?" Tamaki asks in shock.