Ouran High School Host Club (ohshc x oc)

12- Honey-senpai's Three Bitter Days

"Now you've done it!" Tamaki says as he rubs his forehead.

"It's done" Hikaru says as he shrugs his shoulders.

"But it wasn't our fault. Hikari was the one who put it down near Usa-chan" Kaoru says as he looks at Hikari.

"Yeah but you idiots were goofing off behind me and then you bumped into me!" Hikari says as Kyoya holds her back from tearing the hair from both Hikaru and Kaoru's scalps.

"That's only because Haruhi was running away" Hikaru says as he holds onto Haruhi who the two of them managed to trap in between them.

"We were trying to catch her cos we wanted to dress her up in cosplay" Kaoru says as he looks at Hikari.

"Why I ought to-!" Hikari yells as she escapes Kyoya's grasp.

"Hikari" Mori says calmly as he holds Hikari up in the air, waving her side to side, "relax!".

"Mori-senpai, let me hit them both. Just once. Please, I'm begging you" Hikari says as she looks down at Mori.

"No" Mori says simply.

"Spoil sport" Hikari says as she starts to sulk.

"What's the point in dressing Haruhi up? We cosplay all the time!" Tamaki says as he looks at the twins.

"We weren't going with the usual host club costumes" Hikaru says as he looks at Tamaki.

"We want to see Haruhi in bunny cosplay" Kaoru says with a smile, "disguised as a girl".

"Disguised as a girl?" Haruhi questions, completely confused.

"You'd like to see it too, wouldn't you?" the two say as they tilt their heads.

Tamaki blushes at the sheer imaginative image of Haruhi dressed up as a bunny.

"Anyone would want to see that" Tamaki says as he turns away, "what am I thinking? There's no time for stuff like that right now! I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to distract me from the mess you made! Get away from Haruhi, you punks!".

"No way!" the two say as they shake their heads.

"Let me go!" Haruhi complains as she tries to push the twins off her.

"Excuse me? We don't have any guests at the moment so I don't care if you're loud, but please, be careful" Kyoya says as he looks at the four of them, "you don't wanna wake Honey-senpai".

The four of them look over at Honey-senpai who sleeps on the sofa in the corner, a blue silk tent over the sofa.

"He's a third year and he still takes afternoon naps?" Hikari asks as she looks at Kyoya.

"Well we're gonna have to tell him about Usa-chan at some point" Haruhi says as she walks over to Honey, "let's just wake him up and apologise".

"Wait, no! Don't get any closer to Honey-senpai" the twins and Tamaki says from behind the sofa furthest away from Honey.

"Come back. It's safe over here" Tamaki says as he gestures for Haruhi to come over.

"What are you talking about?" Haruhi asks confused as she walks over to the three of them.

"Honey-senpai usually wakes up in a very bad mood after napping" Tamaki explains as he looks at Haruhi, "now this may just be a rumour, but the Honenozuka family once visited the U.S. military to give them some combat training. Supposedly, Honey-senpai slept through most of it due to his jetlag. And one of the soldiers carelessly came into the room to wake him since he'd been sleeping for so long. On that day, he took down two entire platoons of soldiers. And not just any soldiers, the marines! And I've heard we've had diplomatic issues with the U.S. ever since that day".