A Lying Witch and a Warden (S1EP1)

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[Open on a witch with green hair and a staff backflipping onto a cliff. She glares up at a large purple snake]

Gildersnake: Foolish child! I can swallow you whole! [Hisses]

Azura: Do not underestimate me, Gilldersnake. For I am the good witch Azura, warrior of peace! [poses as wind blows her hair before dropping into a battle stance and holding her staff like a bazooka] Now eat this, SUCKA! [fires off staff]

Gildersnake: No! My only weakness! DYING! [collapses]

Luz: [holding up an Azura doll and a live snake on each hand] And that's the end.

Camila: The end of what?

Izuku: Our book report.

Luz: I think we knocked it out of the park

Principal Hal: Your book report is why you're in here!

[The camera moves to the door showing multiple snakes biting other students]

Luz: Oh. That's where the back up snakes were.

[Luz said nonchalantly]

Izuku: At least the snakes weren't venomous right?

[Izuku said in hope of not getting a punishment from the principal]

Camila: And what were you going to do with this?

[Camila said before getting a bunch of firecracker strapped to another bigger firework]

Izuku: That was for the act 3 closer.

Camila: Querida, Querido, I love your creativity but it's getting out of hand. Do both of you remember why you were in the principal's office for the last 3 times?

(FLASHBACK)

Luz: O happy dagger, give me death!

Izuku (in a ninja suit with a ghoul mask like Kaneki): I won't let you die PRINCESS! DEATH SHALL BE GIVEN BY ME!!!

[Izuku runs to Luz with a spork, stabbing her before Luz opens her dress with sausage links spilling out]

Other students: [screams in bloody murder]

Izuku: Sausage links.... nice touch

Luz: Thanks

[Luz and Izuku is now in taxidermy club with Luz making a baby griffin and Izuku making a demon]

Luz: Now for the final anatomically correct touch. Spider breath.

[A whole lotta of spiders come crawling out of the baby griffin's mouth]

Other students (again): [screams bloody murder]

Izuku: Spider breath? Is that even a thing?

Luz: Oh yeah? At least mine isn't a demon duel wielding swords

Izuku: HEY!

[Luz is now participating for the cheerleading try out with Izuku sitting nearby reading the black book]

Female Student: [Does a backflip and lands]

Other students: [cheers]

Luz: You think that's an impressive trick? Take a look at this.

[Luz said before throwing away her pom poms and lifting her eyelids and moving it around]

Luz: Bleep, bloop, bleep.

Other students (swear to god... F*cking pussies): [Screams.....again]

Izuku: Heh.. Nice

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

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