𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐄! - a textfic.
nine boys are all cohabiting. with crude jokes and three bowls of noodles, will they make it out alive without fighting each other? i mean, one bathroom isn't enough for nine men.
김지웅 ; KIM JIWOONG
章昊 ; ZHANG HAO
성한빈 ; SU...
han yujin renamed groupchat to 'GYUVIN HYUNG GOT HIS ASS BEAT ‼️‼️😝😝🔥🔥🔥'
GYUVIN HYUNG GOT HIS ASS BEAT ‼️‼️😝😝🔥🔥🔥
Zhang Hao renamed groupchat to 'apartment C13, west side group chat'
apartment C13, west side group chat
Zhang Hao Refrain from changing the group chat name!
Just for now.
Han Yujin aw
but it's true hyung
Zhang Hao I know, but Gyuvin would be upset seeing us bask in his defeat.
gyuvin :) renamed to 'gyuvin :('
taerae why r u so dramatic
gyuvin :( get your ass beat by a man who's a few months younger than you.
see how you like it
taerae take it like a man
han yujin yeah!!!
gyuvin hyung, just get good
gyuvin :( @han yujin i have a question for you
han yujin go ahead
gyuvin :( why r u 16 and renting an apartment with people years older than you?
han yujin circumstances
r we close enough to tell u the whole story
gyuvin :( yes
u can tell me anything and it'll be safe with me
matthew no you can't
he's so dramatic
he'll tell everyone your business in two to three hours
gyuvin :( i'll sue you for defamation
HANBIN i literally told you i'm cooking one of zhang hao's favorite foods for him as a surprise, and you yelled his name from the kitchen just to say that i was cooking it for him
taerae can confirm i was eating when gyuvin went and tattletailed
han yujin the evidence is stacked against u hyung
gyuvin :( you all are like gunwook
haters
now tell me
rickyrenamed to 'rizzky' rizzky renamed to 'ricky'
ricky srry gunwook took my phone
matthew rizzky is cute
han yujinreply to gyuvin :( i got evicted from my house
no nvm that's not convincing i'll just be truthful like i was to zhang hao hyung
i ran away from home :D
taerae what
ricky what
park gunwook what
gyuvin the fuck
HANBIN - sent one attachment
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yoooo that's crazy like you're technically abandoned by ur family
WAIT A MIN WE COULD ADOPT U
han yujin no thx
and i'm not like abandoned i mean i still talk to them but they're not actively looking for me
taerae
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you def got abandoned if your parents aren't tearing down the nation to find you, bro
han yujin
i mean they know i'm in good hands
at least, with zhang hao hyung
gyuvin :( we'll take good care of you, han yujin
you'll become a kim!
kim yujin
park gunwook it's crazy how gyuvin hyung makes it worse for himself every day
but i kinda agree
you're in good hands
gyuvin :( u agree w me for once
gunwookreply to han yujin i was replying to him not u
gyuvin :( oh
too good to be true
ricky wait, @HANBIN
HANBIN what
ricky are u on the toilet rn????
HANBIN that question's a little personal, ricky
ricky dude r u stupid
YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE KITCHEN UNATTENDED WHEN YOU'RE COOKING
HANBIN it's just noodles
taerae hanbin hyung you stupid fuck
why did you leave the stove on with boiling noodles IN the POT???
ricky the boilinf watr is evrywher send bakup pls
HANBIN you cannot stop a man from taking a shit
but you can stop him from cooking his noodles
taerae oh my god
you really have the intellect of a 50 year old goldfish
HANBIN they usually die within two or three years though
