the heterophobe, the homophobe, and the chuu 030
hao
do u guys think the jeju grp
is up yet?
matt
why do u ask
bc ur gonna text ur husband
taerrrria
matt hyung caught ur ass there
hao
ok wtv yes
im so tired guys hanbin is the
one who would energize me
now i have u two freaks in a room
matt
offensive mr snorer.
taerrrria
but to answer ur question, probably not
they're coming back in two days,
so i think they've been busy
having fun
or gyuvin killed them,
both of which are possibilities
also, why am i the homophobe
matt
bc u hate gays
specifically hao hyung and hanbin hyung
maybe even woong hyung
taerrrria
although it may not be pride month
anymore my hatred is for the people
not their sexualities
after all that would be mean
hao
i think me and hanbins love
for each other is a very strong
point in ur hatred for us
taerrrria
that is simply nawt true. . . .
anyway, im at the grocery - for our
last few days of peace, what should
we cook for dinner
hao
hmm, how about spaghetti
but instead of tomato sauce we
try like... mashed potatoes?
matt
are u a fucking idiot
hao
I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA
MATTPOOP.
matt
U CAN BARELY COOK EGGS
HANBIN HYUNG HAS TO HELP
YOU EVERY TIME
hao
WHAT IF IM PUTTING ON
A FACADE BC HES MY FAV
matt
THEN UR MKING URSELF
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT
hao
NO IM LOOKING INNOCENT
AND HELPLESS AND THATS
WHY HE HELPS ME!!
taerrrria
I AM AT THE GROCERY STORE AND PEOPLE
ARE GIVING ME ODD LOOKS PLZ STOP
FIGHT-TEXTING IN CAPS!!!!!
u guys are SO ANNOYING!!
hao
DO NOT TALK TO UR HYUNGS THAT WAY
matt
I SECOND THAT U DUMBASS
DONT TALK TO UR HYUNGS IN THAT MANNER
taerrrria
STOP PULLING THE HYUNG CARD WHEN UR
BOTH IMBECILES PLEASE
ok.. calm down! calm down... calm!
wait main gc texted, pls go check
hao
we know, dumber #3
taerrrria
smd
bring the boys out😝😝
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Fanfiction𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐄! - a textfic. nine boys are all cohabiting. with crude jokes and three bowls of noodles, will they make it out alive without fighting each other? i mean, one bathroom isn't enough for nine men. 김지웅 ; KIM JIWOONG 章昊 ; ZHANG HAO 성한빈 ; SU...
