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apartment C13, west side group chat

yujin
guys i miss gunwook hyung so
bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Zhang Hao
It's only been a few hours. Gunwook
will be fine, and so will you.

yujin
but, hao hyung :((((((((

he was my best buddy!! he played
on my switch with me :(

Zhang Hao
Go play with Ricky and Matthew.

It would be best if you were studying anyway,
so I'm not sure what's the issue

yujin
stop LECTURING ME!!!

let this junior REST!!

Zhang Hao
Hanbin, should I put him in timeout?

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
whatever you decide is best

yujin
WHAT

you guys are NOT my parents

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
you act like a child, and jiwoong hyung
is too busy to beat the shit out of you rn

Zhang Hao
So, we have to be the ones to teach you
a lesson

yujin
why am i being faced by demons, one
with dumpling cheeks and the OTHER
with a FUCKING FATHER STARE

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
i can't tell who's who

yujin
- sent one attachment

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
when did u take a photo of me

yujin
my point being!

where's gyuvin hyung ???!?!

straeraeberry 🍓
we're bickering rn because mf
thinks that everyone in the world
should follow the same timezone

straeraeberry 🍓renamed to 'gyuvin the STUPID'

gyuvin :(
i am NOT stupid

you gained yourself another enemy

gyuvin the STUPID
great, three enemies

I HATE TAERAE
actually i am not an enemy anymore
because me and the silver-haired lady
spoke about my underwear and she
liked the lavender scent so much she
forgave me

thanks taerae

I HATE TAERAE renamed to 'mr. mattchu'

ricky reply to yujin
you know who that mfer
look like LOWKEY!??!?!?

- sent one attachment

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
fuck you too ricky

ricky
i love you hyung

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
again, fuck you too

I HATE TAERAE 2
guys my hours just got cut

they said i can only work from 8-3 now instead
of 8-6, which means i lost a few hours from
my paycheck

yujin
OH MY GOD

🚨🚨🚨🚨 LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN
LOCKDOWN 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Zhang Hao
Holy shit, we're fucked

I HATE TAERAE 2 reply to Zhang Hao
WHY ARE U CUSSING??? 

reply to yujin
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

gyuvin the STUPID
HOLY SHITTTTT 🚨🚨🚨🚨

GOD WE'RE GOING TO DIE 😭😭😭
WE'RE GOING TO BE MALNOURISHED,
WORK 5 PART TIME JOBS, AND DIE!!!

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
ASK THEM FOR A RAISE 😭😭😭😭

JIWOONG HYUNG THIS IS IT FOR US!!

I HATE TAERAE 2
WHATF???? 

ITS A FEW HOURS WE ARE NOT GOING
TO DIE?!?!

mr. mattchu
HYUNG TT

HOW DARE THEY CUT YOU!!!

I HATE TAERAE 2 reply to mr. mattchu
ITS???? A FEW???? HOURS?????????????

yall need to calm down. YOU ALL ARE ADULTS

yujin
GOD ITS CAUSE FUCKING GUNWOOK HYUNG LEFT

OUR LUCKY CHARM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

gyuvin :(
GUNWOOOKKKKKK COME BACKKKKKKKK

gyuvin the STUPID
FUCK YOU GUNWOOOKK

NOW JIWOONG HYUNG IS BROKE 😭😭😭😭😭

I HATE TAERAE 2 reply to gyuvin the STUPID
I AM NOT BROKE

I have SAVINGS. unlike the rest of you BROKE BITCHES

so stop crying. gyuvin, you'll get your figurines,
taerae will get his laundry detergent, yujin will get
his allowance, and i'll still be the one paying for food

god you guys are so dramatic

Zhang Hao
TT

You'll be broke, hyung!!!

Don't worry, we're all going to get part-time
jobs. We support single mothers.

I HATE TAERAE 2
SINGLE MOTHERS????

oh my god we're never going to live this down

ricky reply to I HATE TAERAE 2
HYUNG :( WHAT ABOUT MY SHIT

I HATE TAERAE 2 
YOULL GET UR SHIT TOO JUST SHUT UP

EVERYONE, JUST SHHHHHUT UP

that's right. that's good.

shanbin ₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GUNWOOK 😭😭
😭😭😭😭 COME HOME 😭😭😭

I HATE TAERAE 2 reply to Zhang Hao
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE
CRYING. YOU OWN THIS APARTMENT?!

WE ALL PAY RENT TO YOU.

Zhang Hao
I still have to pay the BILLS!

TT

I HATE TAERAE 2
OH my GOD.

someone call gunwook. I am NOT DEALING WITH
THIS

yujin
GUNWOOK HYUNG 😭😭😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

gyuvin :(
WERE GOING TO DIE HOMELESS AND COLD

mr. mattchu
don't worry guys!! i'll get a part-time job as 
a plumber! 💪

yujin
ooh....

gyuvin :(
err....

ricky
you can't even flush your own poop
let alone someone else's dump...

let's just beg for gunwook to come back.
quick.

mr. mattchu
you motherfuckers.

GUNWOOK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭