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apartment C13, west side group chat

HANBIN
guys

guys help

GUYS

@everyone

Zhang Hao
Yes, Hanbin?

HANBIN
what do u guys want
for dinner tonight?

jiwoong
i'm sorry but i will
be honest with you

your cooking is a bit bad

can we get take out?

HANBIN
i wish you lied and just
said that you wanted 
takeout :(

Zhang Hao
Aw, Hanbin, it's okay!

You can always improve

HANBIN reply to Zhang Hao
but he said he doesn't like
my cooking :(

jiwoong
sorry bro 

but all i said was it
was a bit bad

park gunwook
if we're getting take out,
shouldn't we all just go eat
together? like,

in the dining room

cuz that's what it's for

ricky
gunwook makes an obvious
yet good point

we've been eating in our separate
rooms recently, and i can't stand
hearing matthew hyung talk 
endlessly about all the games 
he's been playing

matthew
you said "go on"

ricky
that was one night bro.

you went "on" for a good
three hours before knocking
out in three minutes.

matthew
...

@HANBIN do u want to
start rooming together?

HANBIN
i like my roommate

he's quiet

Zhang Hao
Thanks :)

matthew
god, you two

@taerae , hbu

taerae
me and gunwook
do well together.

plus, don't you snore?

matthew

as if you don't snore either.

you're a hall away but i hear
the gurgling of the soda that's
still in your throat

taerae
now i REALLY don't want to room
with your mean ass

can't be mean and cute bro, pick a struggle.

matthew
ihy

why does jiwoong hyung get his own room?

Zhang Hao
He arrived first, and is the oldest.

Age Hierarchy

jiwoong
like taerae said,
pick a struggle

matthew
i am being tested by god rn

han yujin
hey guys i have a q

gunwook
what is it my schnookums,
yujin

han yujin
ok bro

where's gyuvin hyung?

HANBIN
isn't he at the grocery store?

han yujin
well, yeah, but he left
around 11 am because the
list was long.

ricky
and it's 7:30 pm right now...

han yujin
did he get kidnapped?

Zhang Hao
I'm entirely sure Gyuvin is capable
of handling the list!

He's 19, isn't he?
He'll be alright.

HANBIN
but he's a bit young

isn't it his first time living alone?

Zhang Hao
Where'd you hear that?

ricky
yujin found it on  the copy of his application
when we were searching his room for any
snacks

Zhang Hao
I suppose it is no secret,
but again, he'll be fine!

gyuvin :(
guys hep

hel

hlp

help

han yujin
speak of the devil

at least he's alive

now i'll go back to mario kart
peace 

ricky
gyuvin where have u been 

gyuvin :(
i've been at the vegetable section
for a good fifteen minutes

could one of you bitches, whoever
wrote this in the goddamn list

what is zucchini and why the FUCK
does it look like a cucumber?

taerae
man

maybe we should take you
back to preschool 

gyuvin :(
i'm being fr rn, pls :(

taerae
ok ok

cucumbers will be a bit
on the lighter green side

zucchinis are darker green,
built like an eggplant, but green,
and don't have any stripes. so 
really, just solid green

gyuvin :(
eggplant ;)

interesting coming from u

taerae
someone hand me car keys

i'm about to go to the store
and find him in the veggie aisle
and turn him INTO a fucking
vegetable

ricky
record the fight

gyuvin :(
sorry taerae hyung :,(

ok how about greek and non-fat
yogurt?

who eats yogurt anyway

park gunwook
yujinie does

gyuvin :(
'yujinie'?

don't fight me bro

that's my kid

park gunwook
lord have mercy

ykw, @taerae 

i'll ask hanbin hyung for 
the directions to the grocery
and his car.

let's fuck him up

taerae
ok, getting my shoes on

gyuvin :(
wait, guys, i was joking

not about yujin but the eggplant
thing

guys?

guys???

GUYS???

PLEASE