Back To You // Jorah Mormont (2)

7. Don't Get Paid Enough for this Shit

So oceana left, she hated doing it but she headed home, she didnt make it far before word of stannis attack met her ears.

"Hound, tell the hand that the king has asked him a question!' Joffrey sneered. Sandor rolled his eyes but obeyed like a good dog.

'The King has asked you a question.' he said in dull tone of voice. He sjould have just fled with Oceana.

'Tell the King that the hand of the King is too busy to tell him of every decision he makes.' Tyrion retorted. He nodded to Lancel.

'The hand of the King wishes to tell you-' Lancel began.

'If I tell you to cut him in half-' Joffrey began

'That would make me the quarter man.' Tyrion told him 'it doesn't have the same ring to it.' Joffrey didn't approve of his uncles teasing. 'chop me in half and I won't be able to lead our fleet no signal no plan and Stannis Baratheon takes the city and the iron Throne put your pinch little head up on the gate somewhere might be quite amusing except my head will be up there too. I like my head I don't think that I want to see it up there just yet.' Tyrion informed him.

Tyrion sent the signal and Bronn shot out a flaming arrow into the water it soared through the air as Stannis and his army watched it land the water, the water turned green exploding the boats around it a green haze of fire irrupted it. Consuming them.

'He is a serious man Stannis Baratheon.'

'They are coming ashore.' Joffrey noted

'Rain fire on them.' Tyrion declared. One by one Tyrion sent the men off their positions and jobs assigned.

'If there's any of those flaming fucking arrows come near me I'm gonna strangle you with your own guts.' Sandor warned one of the archers. Tyrion stayed up top watching as his plan was working, they were going to win the war and it was all thanks to him. A burning man on fire came charging at Sandor and he stood frozen as well. His fear paralyzed him. sandor pushed away from the fire dazed and angry. Really didnt get paod enough for this.

'Someone bring me a drink.' Sandor said stepping away from the water, towards the wall. He spit it out 'fuck the water bring me wine!' he demanded taking a long chug.

'Can I get you some iced milk and some raspberries?' Tyrion questioned as Sandor got farther and farther away from the fighting.

'Eat balls.' Sandor told him bluntly

'You're on the wrong side of the wall.' Tyrion told him

'I lost half my man the black water is on fire.'

'Dog I command you to go back out there and fight.' Joffrey yelled outraged.

'You are kings guard,' Tyrion reminded him 'you must beat them back... where you are going... take the city. Your kings city!' Tyrion told him

'Fuck the kings guard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.' Sandor spat marching away, he didnt get paid enough for this shit.

Fires fire everywhere. The imp set the black lake on fire.

"How does one set fire to water?"

"Very carefully is my guess." Oceana murmured.

"Mama? Whats wrong?" San questioned.

"Your uncle hates fire, San. He hates it so much. If he was fighting beside a burning bay..." oceana knewsa dor froze when it camw to fire. What if he was consumed by the flames himself. He was a tough fucker to killer but fire was his weakness and a whole bay of fire. Fiery arrows fiery men. Oceana imagined the worst.

And she would be right.

Sansa had ran back to her room sealing the door shut only to see Sandor sitting in her room she nearly jumped out of her skin

'I'm not going to hurt you.' He told them.

'what are you doing here?' Screams could be heard outside the window.

'Don't panic.' Sandor told sansa

'What are you doing here?' sansa questioned nervously

'I'm not here for long, I'm going.' Sandor told them

'Where?''

'Someplace that isn't burning he told them. North might be, could be.' he remarked. "Finding Oceana and we are gone."

'What about the king?' Sansa stammered.

'Fuck the king.' Sandor spat. 'The king can die just fine on his own,' he informed her as he took a long sip. 'I could take you with me take you to Winterfell. I'll keep you safe,' he told her 'do you want to go home?' but sansa hesitated

'I'll be safe here Stannis won't hurt me.' Sansa said. Sandor took a step forward and she flinched back. "Your sister was kind to me. She wouldn't want you to hurt me." Sansa begged.

'Look at me,' Sandor told her and Sansa's eyes moved up to him. 'Stannis is a killer the Lannister's are killers your father was a killer your brother is A Killer your sons will be killer someday. The world is built by killers so you better get used to looking at them,' he said staring down at her.

'Stanis won't hurt me.' Sansa told him again 'You won't hurt me either,' Sansa said hopefully looking to Sandor.

'No little bird I won't hurt you,' sandor agreed

Sandor told Oceana to get out the capital it wasn't safe he would find her. So she took san and left. She heard of the fires she heard the hound was killed heard the hound tucked tail and ran she didn't know what to believe.

She knew either way westeros wasn't safe to be a clegane anymore.