Shrek X Lorax

Part 1: Cuddles 🥰

Shrek and Lorax were cuddling in their shared bed, located in the not so sunny country of Scotland.
"Ouch!" says the Lorax
"What's the matter babe?" says shrek, visibly concerned
"The baby! I think it's kicking!" the Lorax exclaimed
"We need to rush you to the hospital sweet cheeks!"
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At the hospital
"Your baby is completely healthy. It's totally normal to feel this way whilst heavily pregnant girly" said Doctor Cena (he hadn't cena thing wrong haha get it?)
"That's great to hear! I'm so happy that my child is going to be born soon!" Shrek squealed
"Haha yes! I can't take the pressure in my uterus for much longer please PU baby cakes" the mother screamed, the rest of the people in the hospitals giving her evils.
"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT? LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE OR I'LL ROAR AT YOU" Shrek proclaimed, clearly enraged by the arrogant tories that were sat down.
"Nothing." They said in unison, clearly alarmed about what just happened.
"That's what I thought" Shrek said with a smile, showing his rotting teeth.
"Let's get out of this shithole babe" Shrek smirked
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In the car driving home
"Thanks for that babe, you're so brave!" Lorax proclaimed, clearly impressed by the dominance that Shrek was claiming back in the hospital, proud to be his boyfriend.
"Only the best for you my love."

AN: that last line was so beautiful it brought 69 tears to my Welsh eyes
stay tuned for part 2 ;)