Shrek X Lorax

Part 3- More than one 👶

———————In the hospital—————-
"Your boyfriend is in labour, we need to get those babies out 😜" Proclaimed Doctor Cena
"YES I GET TO SEE THE LORAXUSSY AGAIN" Shrek screamed, clearly excited as Lorax screams in pain.
"PUSHHHH" Doctor Cena demands him.
Next thing they know 69 BABIES COME OUT (wtf)
But to Shrek's dismay, the babies are blue.
"W-what?" Shrek mutters.
"W-w-w-w-why are the blue?" Shrek asks the Lorax in denial
"Probs colour theory lolz" Lorax says, out of breath from giving birth to that many babies.
"Ye you're prob right" Shrek smiled, happy that no matter how many babies they have, he'll still love him either way. They were both excited to be parents after 9 months of waiting.
Their heads turn, as someone walks into the hospital.
It's Papa Smurf.
"Ayyye where are my children en" he asks Lorax
Lorax puts his head down, ashamed that he too had a fling with Papa Smurf.
"They're not your children actually. If they're my biological children or not I'll still be a better father than you ever will" Shrek smirked at Papa Smurf.
"Now get out of here. You're ruining our moment slag" Lorax says.
Papa Smurf walked off like he was on the set of Top Gun. What a cocky bitch.
"I'm so sorry babe- I too was dared into being with Papa Smurf. I should've told you sooner. At least we both have something else in common." Lorax smiles at Shrek and says "My Loraxussy is absolutely killing me holy shit. Also how are we gonna fit all of those babies in our swamp, Shrek?"
"I don't know hun, but we'll find a way like we always do. I'll love you forever."
"I love you, Shrek, more than you'll ever know mwah"
And then they kissed, Shrek had bad breath but Lorax didn't care. He was just happy to feel this loved by someone, and he felt like the luckiest Lorax in the planet.

AN: why am i writing this idk what my thought process was 😭😭