———————In the Swamp—————
Lorax sighs.
"What's the matter my discord kitten?" Shrek questions seductively
"It's just- It's just that I wish this pregnancy would be over and for our beautiful slay girl could be born. My uterus is hurting so bad I think it's going to explode."
Shrek chuckled lightly "It's okay babe, only a week to go, we're almost there. I'm just as excited as you are, and I get to see the loraxussy again ;)"
Lorax sniggers "I cant wait for you to see it either. I don't think I can handle another child anyways. I don't get how my belly is so astronomically big compared to other pregnant gals." Tears welling in his eyes
Shrek responds "Don't talk down on yourself sugar, everyone's body shapes are different, don't compare yourself to anyone." #bodypositivity
Lorax starts sobbing uncontrollably
"Hey shhh it's okay look at me"
Lorax looks Shrek directly in the eyes submissively, tear drops still falling.
"Lorax this isn't you 🥺🥺" Shrek said getting emotional too.
"Shrek darling, this is painful. It hurts so bad and I feel like there's more than one baby in there. Maybe the doctor had it wrong? From what I know of, it shouldn't hurt as much as this?"
Shrek smiled "Don't worry babe, 1 baby or more I will still love you either way" admiring how beautiful his boyfriend was.
"I love you, Shrek."
"I love you too Papa Smu- Lorax"
Lorax looks up at Shrek, shocked expression.
"Are you cheating on me Shrek?"
"Why would I do that baby?"
"You just called me by someone else's name?"
"It was a mistake dw"
"No, why did you call me Papa Smurf? Are you having an affair with that blue fucker?"
Shrek sighed. Lorax looked at Shrek with disappointment and betrayal in his eyes.
"Look" says Shrek. "It was a mistake."
Lorax screams "A MISTAKE? I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND! IS THIS WHY YOU CAME HOME LATE FOR A FEW DAYS STRAIGHT? HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME! GREAT! I'M GOING TO BE A SINGLE FATHER! GET OUT OF MY SWAMP SHREK!"
Shrek roars at Lorax "You're the only one I love, I promise."
Lorax now, bright red with anger, replies "If you love me prove it."
"How?"
"Look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me, and not Papa Smurf"
"I love you, Lorax. You're the only one I love. The fact is that I was dared into being with Papa Smurf, and I only came home late one day due to this. It only happened once and it will never happen again."
Lorax stared at Shrek with a blank expression.
"I love you Lorax. More than you'll ever realise."
"Ugh I love you too, just don't go with that bimbo ever again or it's over. I need some time and sp- Oh God my water just broke!!!!"
"OH MY GOD LOVE WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW" Shrek screamed, mixed between joy and worry.
AN: cheeky bit of drama included, more is coming tomorrow ;)
