Shrek X Lorax

Part 4- Revenge.

———-At the Swamp———
"Babe I have the feeling that something bad is going to happen." Said the Lorax with a worried expression
"It's probably nothing darling. Let's just go to sleep" Shrek said reassuring his fiancé.
The door slams open
"What was that?" Lorax said, shaking Shrek awake
"I don't know but it sounded like someone broke into the house. Stay here babe I'll take care of this." Shrek proclaimed, smirking at Lorax dominantly causing the Lorax to turn bright red.
——-Downstairs with Shrek——-
"Show yourself pussy!" Shrek threatened
Next thing they know, Papa Smurf comes out of the corner with a glock and shoots two warning shots into the air.
"Give me my children or else I'll scrap you mate" Papa Smurf said with an evil grin.
"No! They're my children and you're the worst father I have ever met in my 30 years of living (i don't fucking know how old shrek is I guessed) !"
Papa Smurf cocked his bullet and began to raise it towards Shrek's face.
"Babe, what's going o- OH MY GOD!" Lorax screamed
"Babe stay back, everything is going to be okay" Shrek muttered.
Everything is silent for a moment, and then Donkey bursts in the swamp with his spare key and brings the feds with him. Papa Smurf gets arrested not only for attempted murder, but for tax fraud, manslaughter, invasion of private land, vandalism and theft. His statement was that he "played too much GTA" that day.
"Thank you so much Donkey!" Shrek cried, "You're the best bff eva!!"
Donkey blushed from pride "No problem girly, lmk if you need help again yeah?"
"We will" The Lorax smiled at him.
Donkey had a slight crush on Shrek but never said anything because it was unrequited and he knew that. The crush lasted a long time and Donkey was too shy to make a move #smallandpetite.

AN: absolutely shitfaced tired