Shrek X Lorax

Part 6- Lost

—Third person POV—
When Papa Smurf got off his pedalo in Swansea Bay (how he reached the pedals i have no idea) he had to stretch because let's be for real, mans just escaped prison and pedalo'd (idk) half way across the sea. He was lost (lost in the heat of it all). He soon comes to the conclusion that he needs to find transport to get to Scotland. He overheard a group of people discussing that they were about to go there, and so he decided to sneak onto their Fiat Multipla (i googled the ugliest cars) and got on his merry way.

—With Shrek & Lorax—
The swamp was loud. It was full of roars and cries. Shrek and Lorax had absolutely not the foggiest (for those who don't get it, it basically just means they had no idea) if any of their babies had said their first word. They named their babies (i'm really really sorry if anyone has these names):
-nevaeh
-olga
-helga
-peggy
-prudence
-veraminta
-zuma
-moxie crimefighter
-tu morrow
-time
-surtiyem
-fifi trixiebell
-heavenly hiraani tiger lily
-anous
-boomquifa
-irelynn
-sue
-le-a
-bob
-bertha
-schartzmugel
-facebook
-hashtag
-hellzel
-princess tiaamii
-grogda
-love child ermengarde
-i'munique
-kaizyle
-yetzel
-ninel
-abstinence
-britney shakira beyonce
-like
-l'adorher
-derfla
-eighmey
-apple
-matyson
-north west
-taira rose
-dusk
-camera
-mars
-diva thin muffin
-moon unit
-hero
-sharkiesha
-derpina
-dick
-gaylord
-tierrainney
-strandrew
-phelony
-semaj
-sssst
-jammy
-thermopylae
-mazn
-abcde
-weegee
-angus
-elmo
-seaman
-cannon
-pilot inspektor
-audio science
-christmas
and finally, kal-el.
However, Thermopylae is secretly a psychic (only her parents and seaman know) speaks up and says "I think my biological daddy is coming" and Lorax and Shrek's faces drop. Here we go again (my my how could i resist you).

A/N: make sure to drop the names you think are the ugliest in the comments. also, the names i listed were taken from the top 100 ugliest name list so nothing personal ong. seaman and anous did make me laugh tbf.