Blondell: leading the group into the basement You see, at the wars start, an army of Cheep Cheeps sought to attack Gooper Blooper at his base and bring him down as revenge for killing Big Bertha. Of course, they were all sorely defeated. However, it was enough of a scare for Gooper Blooper who had been caught off guard that he needed a plan of action. He sent a message to all the Bloopers and their top ranking captains to see who would be worthy of possessing his greatest treasure. In the end, a pirate by the name of Blooper Jones obtained the prize. That prize as you might suspect, was the compass which points to Gooper Bloopers location that only a Blooper can read. Jones was held responsible for keeping the compass away from enemy fins so that no one could ever find him again.
Silver: But that wasn't the only thing he was given, correct?
Blondell: Correct. He was also told the secret weakness of Gooper Blooper and was instructed to tell nobody. Unfortunately, or fortunately for us, Jones' memory was a bit shoddy. So he wrote down the weakness on a scroll to remember it. As you can imagine, Gooper Blooper was pissed at Jones for potentially allowing the Cheep Cheeps a physical answer to his weakness. In his repentence, he handed to compass back to Gooper Blooper to give to a new hier, and said he'd sail to the far reaches of the sea where he would sink his ship to bottom of the ocean. Taking himself, and the key to his weakness down with him.
Sushie: So we find Jones' ship and get the scroll, right?
Blondell: Not quite. See, it's said that he put a spell around his ship so that only those who possess his blood could break the barrier to enter.
Gooly: So what are the odds Jones had any family?
Blondell: More likely than you think, actually.
Gooly: ? Really?
Blondell: Indeed. As I said, Jones was a strong pirate, but also not the most intelligent as right before he sunk himself, he may or may not have had a few too many drinks to dull his mind and may or may not have had a few one-night stands.
Sushie: stunned Wow. So then, Jones' descendants should still be around here.
Blondell: Well, they may be closer than you might expect.
Chester: W-Wait, you're not saying...
Silver: Yup. Blondell, including Brittney and Bailey are descendants of Blooper Jones.
Brittney and Bailey: What!? Grandpa! Why didn't you tell us!?
Blondell: I wanted to tell you when you were much older, but after meeting with Silver and hearing his plans, I had another idea in mind. You see girls, I'm not as nimble as I was like you are now, so I needed someone of Jones' blood to be ready to assist Silver on his adventure when the time had come.
Brittney: So, all those deep water diving lessons...
Bailey: They were all leading up to this?
Silver: Indeed. So, what do you say?
Chester: Ready to sail the high seas with Uncle Silver and Chester?
Brittney and Bailey: look at one another, then turn to Silver Let's Go!
Silver: That's the spirit!
Sushie: The ship should be all stocked up and ready to go now.
Gooly: You girls just get your stuff ready and we'll be off.
Brittney and Bailey: Ok! hug their grandpa Don't worry grandpa, we'll be back. We promise.
Blondell: Like I ever doubted you'd never return.
Chester: Ok then, Blooper Jones, we're coming for your ship!
Gooly: And your treasure!
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The 'Tail' of the Great Captain Sushie
Historical FictionWithin my Paper Mario 64 Partner Logs, I decided to make Sushie a former pirate in her younger years mainly to spice up the dialogue between the characters. However, after writing for her more, the more I loved the concept of her being pirate and cr...
