Bomber: Captain! You're okay.
Kassie: We were worried about you.
Lackertu: Why were you even in that bar?
Gooly: sighs Guys, I got into some troubles with loan sharks and these Blooper pirate came after me to get their money back. Unfortunately, due to this sorry excuse of a captain, I have no gold left to give. Not even to you guys. I'm a failure, you should just leave and find work elsewhere.
Sushie: Now hang on just a moment. I may be able to help y'all out along with meself as well. You might not be the best captain, but I've had me fair share of sailin' before as just a little lassie. I could steer yer ship and find more gold for ya.
Bomber: Y-You'd do that for us?
Sushie: What's a captain without a crew? And you folks seem to be the ones for me.
Kassie: I'm in. I'll do whatever it takes to get us some gold.
Lackertu: Only because I've got no where else to go, I'm in as well.
Sushie: What do ya say, Gooly?
Gooly: ... places his captain's hat on Sushie's head At the ready Captain.
Sushie: Gather yer remainin' crew up and meet me by the port. I've got some ideas for the lot of us.
Sushie's Monologue: I waited as Gooly and his mates gathered the rest of his crew, which thankfully were Cheep Cheep pirates. However, as they were heading my way, a familiar vessel reared it's face across the port.
Captain Whiskers: Find that fish and bring me her tail!
Johnny: Aye aye, captain! Search the port up and down crew!
Sushie: watching from afar I'd best keep away from that lot.
Bomber: Hey, Captain! Over here!
Sushie: Gah! looks over
Bomber: Your crew is now ready.
Sushie: Keep yer voices down. points to the pirates I may have upset those fellers a little when I got here and now they want me dead.
Kassie: Say, their ship looks pretty abandoned now.
Lackertu: Looks like the entire crew is out in the port searching for you.
Gooly: comes up with an idea Say, Captain. What say you to a little ship trading.
Sushie: Huh?
Gooly: You see, my own ship is, how you say, beached. And with a mighty ship like that, we'd be at a great advantage going forward.
Sushie: Ay. I like the way you think Gooly. Lackertu. I need ya to do me a favor.
Lackertu: What is it Captain?
shortly after
Lackertu: Hey! Everyone! I found the purple fish girl! She's heading for the Excess Express!
soon all the pirates make a beeline to the express to catch her, including Whiskers and Johnny.
Whiskers: You thought you could hide from us, did ya. Well yer wrong! No one outwits Captain Whiskers!
ring, ring
Johnny: realization hits Uh, Captain? Do those bells sound familiar?
Whiskers: Those sound like,... gasps Me Ship!
Whiskers and his crew rush back to the port, only to see their ship sail off with Sushie at the helm
Sushie: Thanks for the ship! And don't you worry, there's a ship for ya over there! points to Gooly's rundown ship
Whiskers: Grrrrrrrrrr.......... SUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Golly: Well, he seems happy.
Sushie: Not as happy as us mateys. We've got a ship, their gold, a dream, a
Bomber: A charred Captain's Quarters.
Sushie: Oh, right. I may have done a little more damage to the ship than I would'a liked.
Golly: I know a shipyard not too far from here we can stop by to make repairs.
Sushie: Good. Then let us make haste crew. Our big adventure begins now.
Sushie and her crew sail off into the sunset, as they begin their adventure as true pirates once and for all
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The 'Tail' of the Great Captain Sushie
Ficción históricaWithin my Paper Mario 64 Partner Logs, I decided to make Sushie a former pirate in her younger years mainly to spice up the dialogue between the characters. However, after writing for her more, the more I loved the concept of her being pirate and cr...
