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"It's uh..."
"Well..?"
"Lindsay from bio..."
(HA bet you didn't expect this!)
Phew...
Wait why did I think he likes me?
"Dude I get you."
"Even though I'm gay, that girl's perfect."
"It's just her blond hair... and purple albino eyes..."
Oh,
So he doesn't feel anything towards me...
Cool I guess?
"Kyle please help me, she is SO out of my league!!"
"Well, you're pretty athletic with the gym and football stuff so-"
"Football captain actually."
"Huh..."
"That kinda bumps you a few leagues up!"
"I mean still she is cheer captain and plays tennis so..."
"Yeah..."
"I think you should ask her out!"
"You two will look lovely together."
"How exactly?"
"Get her flowers and ask her out when you're alone!"
"Sounds nice actually!"
"Lucky for you we have bio second period tomorrow."
(The next day)
Sigh...
Today he asks her out!
That should be exciting...
Um I will go to the bus station, I'm sure the good ol' squad can cheer me up.
"oHhHhH"
What the actual fuck!?
"Look at mister lover boy!" (Kenny)
He is actually gonna ask her out?
"Shut up Kenneth." (Cartman)
"Can't you share some bitches?"
"No can do."
"That's what blond boys do."
"But out of experience, these are some real nice flowers."
"Thanks!"
"I hope he will like them!"
I kinda blushed but no one noticed luckily.
"It's a girl you dumbass."
"I'm not fucking gay!"
"Whatever."
When we arrived at the school, he met her in the hallway and asked her out.
She said yes!
Why weren't I happy?
Bro just landed a girl way out of his league!
"Great so, Tuesday at 8PM?"
"Sounds good!"
"Great!"
"See you then!"
"Or at bio."
Shit.
What do you do if someone you like is dating someone way better than you?
