Hey guys! This is alternative part. I will basically make it less lazy, and more parts on theyre way 🤭
"Dude?"
"Yeah..?"
Oh god, should I do it?
"I uh- have something to tell you."
"Listening."
Well, fuck it.
"I like you."
"I like you too! We're really good friends!"
Oh
"Yeah! Friends..."
"Did you mean anything else? You kinda sound disappointed?"
"Nah, I'm good."
"Well, if there's nothing else I gotta return to my date!"
"Mhm! Nothing else."
"I have a date too."
Ugh of course I have a date.
"Well duh?"
"Kyle you're being weird. Did something happen?"
Kyle!?
"I'm fine dude. Go back to Lindsay."
"Okay, don't take too long."
He... just left. Not even a goodbye.
That was unexpected.
"Wait. Eric."
"Hm?"
"Yeah?"
"Come here for a second."
"Okay?"
I take a deep breath as I come closer.
"Kyle, what are you-"
I kissed him.
Holy shit what the fuck was I doing.
"K-Kyle. I- I really gotta go."
"Wait I didn't mean-"
When I came back to the table they were all wrapping up and Connor gave me a disbelieving look.
"I can't believe you Kyle."
"Connor I'm sorry-"
"I don't want to hear it."
"Eric come on-"
He took Lindsay and they got out of there.
I'm a nice person so I explained the situation to Connor gently. He understood. I hope.
*time skip—at school*
Gosh, Eric is still ignoring me.
"Hey Cartman hang on!"
"Leave me alone, Kyle. You ruined my shot with Lindsay."
Oh crap.
"I'm so sorry dude I kinda... I wish I could change my feelings."
"So do I."
And with that he left. Great. Just great.
After school, I went to buy eyeliner. Stan said it'd make my green eyes stand out.
I don't want a wing, just an outline. I heard that gay guys do things like this so I didn't get that many dirty looks. No way.
"Ms Cartmen?"
"Hello, who are you?"
"Oh right.. I'm Kyle. Broflavski."
"Oh! My son can't stop talking about you."
For a weird, weird reason that makes me blush.
"He mostly complains about how much he hates you, but I don't believe he does. So eyeliner? Good for you. Your eyes will look great."
And just like that, my blush was gone.
