Unlikely

XI

Kirby-Where are Mindy and Ethan
We're now all walking down the sidewalk, me and Chad still anxiously waiting to hear back from Mindy.Sam suddenly turns around and faces Danny.
Sam-Not you
Danny-What?
Sam-Don't trust anyone remember.We don't know you,not really
Danny-You know me
Sam-You're not Woodsboro,I'm sorry
Danny nods his head in understanding and kisses her on the cheek.God I really hope he's not the killer. I really ship him and Sam.She turns back and we all follow her.We arrive at the shrine and Kirby explains to us her so-called "Rules".
Sam-I'm gonna check in with Mindy see if they're close
Tara-I'll go with you
We all nod and go our separate ways.Me and Chad going in one direction and Sam and Tara the other.Me and Chad end up in this concession stand.
Luna-This place is ancient bro
"Bro I feel slightly insulted. Are you friend zoning me?" Chad says playfully."What did you think this was?" I say, playing along leaning in and kissing him with a smile on my lips.He deepens the kiss sliding my tongue into his.We pull away and he smiles
Chad-Friends?
Luna-Oh shut up
I kiss him again but I soon feel a horrible sharp pain in my back.I gasp and pull away falling on the floor.
Chad-Luna!
Ghostface swings at Chad but he narrowly misses every time.Chad maneuvers him and smashes him on the wall breaking glass.Ghostface gets back up but Chad punches him knocking him to the ground.While he's down there Chad kicks him in the stomach making him buckle down.
Chad-Luna let's go!Come on Come on Come on
He grabs me and helps me run to the door.When opened we're met by Sam and Tara.They all usher me out of the room.
Sam-It's Kirby she's the killer
Chad-No shit!
"Fuck!" I say groaning in pain.Chad heads for the kill box but soon realizes we can't get back out
Chad-Are we trapped!
Tara-She made the whole theater a kill box for us...Hey what about that
She says pointing to the balcony
Tara-There's an exit door!Maybe it leads to the roof or something
Chad-There's only way to find out.Let's go
Sam starts to talk when Ghostface reappears and jumps right in front of us.He swings his knife at us and Tara and me fall down.He swings again at Sam who joins us on the floor.He goes for Chad but he misses accidently beheading a mannequin
Chad-Beheadings!
He lunges again but Chad tackles him and grabs a nearby video camera
Chad-Smile for the camera motherfucker!
He swings the camera technically head butting Ghostface with it.He grabs it as we all rush to the stage.Tara leads us back into the room where I had been previously attacked.Talk about "Too Soon".Chad knocks the popcorn machine down in attempt to slow him down but it unfortunately doesn't work.Ghostface swings again at Chad and me and Sam pull him by the arms to get him off of him.He pushes us off to the side but soon falls over.I take this as a chance and kick him right in the face
Luna-That's 14 years of dance paid off dumb-ass
Chad grabs the gumball machine ready to smash it on his head.I turn back for one second only to hear an agonizing scream piercing the air to see a sight that will haunt me forever.Chad buckles over in pain as two Ghostfaces stab him repeatedly
Luna-No!
I run to help him but im held back
Luna-Let me go! Chad! Chad! No!
Blood spills out of my golden boy's mouth as he begs me to leave him but I can't.I start to whimper tears clouding my vision.
Luna-No! No!
He finally falls to the ground and I let out at an ear piercing scream.The two Ghostfaces turn to face us and wipe their knives in unison.Sam ushers me and Tara both out of the room but we are both soon met with the killers who have seemed to sandwich all 3 of us.Sam quickly grabs 3 bricks and hands one to each me and Tara.
Luna-Sam I don't think I can do this
Sam-You guys have to try okay? Ready!
Tara starts crying harder than ever
Sam-I need you to be ready ok Look at me you two
We both turn to each other
Tara-I'm ready
Luna-Let's go motherfuckers!
Shoots ring throughout the air and we all bend down while the Ghostfaces scatter
Kirby-It's okay!
Sam-Stay the fuck back
Luna-We know its you
Kirby-One of them knocked me out
Bailey-Kirby stop!
We all turn around to see Bailey pointing his gun at kirby
Bailey-Get away from the girls
Kirby-What the hell!
Bailey-Did you kill Quinn? Did you kill my daughter?
Kirby-Jesus Christ! Whatever he's been saying to you don't listen to him.He's probably the killer.Behind you!
We turn around and Ghostface comes charging in but Bailey doesn't even flinch.He shoots Kirby instead leaving us all shocked.We all turn around to face the man who betrayed us from the very start.
Bailey-Good Job, both of you
Luna-What the fucking hell!
Tara-It was you?
Bailey-Frankly I expected more from you three after what you did to us
Tara-What do you mean by us?
The ghostface on the right of our newly found traitor takes of his mask and I fucking knew it!
Luna-I fucking knew it was you Limp dick ass fuck!
Ethan-Luna was right.It was easy to juke the roommate lottery.All I had to do to meet you was room with a condescending alpha literally named Chad.Fuck it felt good to kill him
Luna-He was much more than that and you fucking know that.He was kind and compassionate and a way better guy than you
Ethan-Well look we're that got him huh?
Ethan smiles at Sam menacingly wanting to make me kill him more
Ethan-This was your grandmother's Sam.Nancy Loomis? Really runs in the fucking family doesn't it.Speaking of family...Wait for it...My name is not Ethan Landry is it Dad
My eyes widen.Shit Shit and Shit
Tara-Dad?
Sam-Wait if it's just you two that just leaves...Mindy?
I whip over to the still masked killer.No fucking way Mindy would never do this never.The figure unmasks himself.Or should I say herself
Quinn-Hey guys
We all stare in shock at Quinn who was standing right in front of us.I swear she was dead
Quinn-You didn't see that one coming did you
Luna-Because you fucking died whore!
Quinn-Kind of didn't though.It was a good way to get of the suspect list.Stab Gale Weathers.Stab Mindy on the train that sort of thing
Bailey-Yep and I just made sure I was first on the scene so I could switch out her body with a fresh one.Little fake blood,a prosthetic.You'd be amazed by what a grieving father can get away with
Quinn-I got Stu Macher's mask he was my favorite
Ethan places his mask on a mannequin and Quinn does the same
Bailey-Thats two which only leave your fathers,This is what we've been counting down to Sam.I'm gonna need you to put it on
Sam smacks it out of his hands and Ethan slashes her upper arm.She hold's her arm while me and Tara guard her
Tara-Stay the fuck away from her
Sam-What?What us this
Luna-You guys did it as a family?
Quinn-Hell yeah bitch you should know better than anyone!
Ethan-They're still not getting it!
Sam-Look I don't know what you believe,but I didn't commit those murders in Woodsboro.It wasn't me!
Bailey-Of course we know that !What did you think that this was based off of some conspiracy theory.Come on!Who do you think started the rumors about you in the first place!
Quinn raises her hand and giggles ticking me off
Quinn-Do you know how easy it was to turn Sam into the hero of Woodsboro into the villain?How easy it is to convince the world to believe the worst in people rather than the best
Ethan-Because it's not enough to just kill someone these days you have to assassinate their character first.So when Dad here "discovers" your horribly mutilated bodies
Quinn lunges at Tara making her gasp
Ethan-Posed with Sam wearing her fathers mask,He'll say some poor dumb bastard read on the internet that you're the real Ghostface and took matters into their own deluded hands
Bailey-Exactly!That's why it's the perfect alibi.And all the best lies are based on the truth.And your a killer Sam.Just like your father
Sam-No im not
Quinn-Yes you are you motherfucker! You killed our brother!
Sam-What are you talking about
Luna-They're Richie's family.They're fucking Richie's family!
Ethan swiftly stabs Sam in the shoulder and me and Tara both pull her backing up.I swing on Ethan with the brick still in my hand while Quinn surrounds us.Bailey blubbering on about how we need to be punished.Quinn pushes Tara and we all get pushed back into the center of the room
Bailey-Have I been the perfect father? No
Luna-Obviously you would have had such fucked up kids
Bailey-Bitch shut up!Have I maybe overindulged Richie's love of these little movies.Yeah Maybe! For me they're just a little dark ... But Richie really loved them, he loved them, he even made a few of is own
Richie's voice rings through the theater and Bailey walks up to the rotten looking screen
Bailey-There's a special bond between a father and his first son,Which is why I helped him build this collection
Sam-This was all his?
Bailey-He was a very passionate collector
Luna-Key word 'Was"
Quinn-You bitch!
She slashes my lower arm making it burst out in pain
Sam-What happens after this huh?You just disappear?
Bailey-No, We head over to the hospital , make sure Mindy and Gale don't pull through.Because everybody dies Sam!Everybody who had something to do with the death of my son dies!
Ethan and Quinn voice their agreement while me,Tara, and Sam look over at each other
Bailey-Now put on the mask !
Sam sighs."He was so pathetic."."That's not true"Bailey says confused."Yeah your son he was a man baby who made his girlfriend do all the killing"."He was a strong virile young man!"."He was a limp dick little fuck who cried before I slit his throat"
Luna-Like his younger brother
Quinn-Shut the fuck up!
Quinn lunges at us but Tara hits her with a brick to the jaw.Shots ring through the air and Quinn gets hit.Tara calls out for us but Ethan lunges at Kirby.Sam runs to Kirby while I go to Ethan
Ethan-What are you going to do about it bitch?
I grab a knife off the floor and start repeatedly stabbing him over and over until Sam calls me over.We all climb onto the balcony and we're almost across when I'm shot in the arm.I fall but grab onto the ledge.Not this again!I slip and Tara grabs me by the arm
Luna-Tare i can't grab onto you
Tara-Luna you have to try ok you really have to try
Ethan swings a knife at my sneakers
Ethan-I've always wanted to stick something in you Tara guess i'll have to stick with Luna!
Tara-Fuck you!
Ethan-Fuck you!
He swings again at my feet and Quinn arrives on the platform.
Ethan-You guys are so fucked now!
Luna-Tare let me go
Tara-What hell no!
Luna-Tara! You have to let me go please
I say this looking at the at Sam.They both finally get it and Sam back handedly give Tara the knife and she passes it to me
Luna-I love you Tare
Tara-I love you to Moon
She lets me go and I drop down and get on top of Ethan straddling him.
Luna-I
I stab him in the side
Luna-Told
I stab him again but in the stomach as he writhes in pain
Luna-You
I stab him in the shoulder and whisper in his ear."I'd be the one to kill you".I stab him in his mouth slowly but surely, twisting it.Blood spills out of his mouth while my mouth turns into a creepy smile
Luna-Now die a god damn virgin
I pull the knife out of his mouth and he plummets to the ground.I heavily breathe blood now splattered over my face.I walk away looking at his dead body.Sam and Bailey soon fall to the ground and me and Tara rush to her.She soon wakes up and we look at each other.
Tara-What should we do with him?
Luna-Put on the mask
The sister turn and look at me bewildered.
Luna-if he wants Sam to be Ghostface,we'll give him ghostface
They both nod and hide,Tara being the one to give the call.
Ghostface voice-Hello Detective Bailey.I've got one question for you: what's your favorite scary movie?
Bailey chuckles
Ghostface voice-I'm asking because your in one right now you're in my movie
Bailey turns and sees Billy Loomis's empty cloak and mask
Bailey- I see you've put on your father's mask.Your birthright.Poetic that you're going to die in it
Ghostface-This is what you wanted isn't it
Bailey-Now you know the truth huh? Murder's in your blood...Stop fucking around and show yourself.
Ghostface voice-Be careful what you wish for
Bailey-All right i'm a fucking police officer who do you think they'll believe
Sam-Probably the one who's still alive
Bailey screams in frustration and smashes his phone.Sam steps up behind him and Bailey turns around.Before he can process it Sam starts to repeatedly stab him.Bailey cries out in pain as Sam reveals herself.She's about to go again but me and Tara both step out.Tara puts her hand on Sam's shoulder and I stare at the police officer.
Sam-My father was a murderer,No matter what you think I'm better than that
He sputters a thank you while holding his neck
Me and Tara tilt our heads at Sam who just smiles back at us.
Sam-But you did fuck with our family so...
Sam takes the final blow and stabs him in the eye making sure to really push it in.When she finally pulls it out he falls to the ground twitching and finally dies.Sam looks back at us.
Sam-You guys okay
Luna & Tara-Hell No

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I'm sitting on the sidewalk more or less numb.All I can think about is Chad.Tears cloud my eyes as I let them fall on my bloodstained face.
Firefighter-Hey we got another one here!
I whip around and see Chad being rolled out with an oxygen mask over his mouth.I almost can't believe my eyes as I rush over to him.I gently sob as I cup his face.I kiss him gently on his head.He wipes the tears off of my face as I gently remove the oxygen mask and kiss him.I gently pull away and pull the mask back on his head.I lay my head on his and silently cry,overjoyed i didn't lose my golden boy.