All: (Gasping)
(Nigel was running a bone of a chicken leg across the bars of some cages)
Nigel: (Smacking lips) Something seems to be lodged in my beak. Would you mind?
(He leans down to a cage with the Paw Patrol who stared at the meat inside Nigel's beak. They stared at Chase to do it.)
Chase: Fine. *Whimpering* (He shakily reaches for the meat.) *Screams* (Nigel shuts his beak)
Nigel: (Cackling)
Blu: (Grunts) Ow!
Nigel: [jumping onto the cage Blu and Jewel are being held in] Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdie, but I used to be quite a looker. A star. Lights, camera, action.
("Pretty Bird" plays)
Nigel: I was striking suave, ambitious, feet to beak, so birdi-licious
Now I'm vile, I am villainous, and vicious - Oh, and malicious.
I had it all, a TV show - women too!
I was tall, over one foot two!
Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes,
That's why I am so evil,
Why I do what I do.
All: [He was a superstar...!]
Nigel: So young and vital
All: [He's nasty...!]
A South American Idol!
Sweetie, Claw and Moby: [He's a suspicious bird...!]
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Skye and Coral: [A very vicious bird...!]
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried!
I'm a feathery freak
With a beak,
A bird murderer
You think you're badder than me?
I've never heard of ya!
I'm evil!
I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils!
I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls!
Nigel: (whisper) It was him...
Joshie, Rocky and Zuma: [He's a nasty bird...!]
Nigel: I'm invincible~
Matthew, Champ, Grace and the Cat-Pack: [He's ghastly...!]
Nigel: I'm unminceable *Throws them*
I'm unwashable
Unrinseable
Like an abandoned school,
I have no principle!
All of you Brazilian dogs...
All 80 million cats...!
I'll tell you what I'm going to do...
I'm going to make you...
Nigel: Shut up now, shut up! It's just me.
I will make you a Paw Patrol... too...
Jewel: (Grunts)
Blu: Hey!
Nigel: Sweet nightmares. (Laughing) [laughs wickedly and flies away]
*Paw Patrol Rio*
*Now on Wattpad*
*Rio in theaters/websites everywhere*
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Paw Patrol Rio
AvventuraThis story was inspired by Angry Birds Rio. It's going to be just like the game but with the Paw Patrol. The Paw Patrol are kidnapped and taken to the magical city of Rio de Janeiro, where they eventually escape their captors and set out to save th...
