As Teams RWBY and JNPR sat alongside Perturabo and a few Iron Warriors a whirring buzz assaulted thier ears as a bright blue Thunderhawk made a rough landing right beside them, everyone tensed as the doors opened and out ran an Iron Warrior with bule armor, or, as Perturabo put it:
Perturabo: ULTRAMARINES?!
Ultramarine 1: I, CATTO SICARIUS, AS THE GREATEST ULTRAMARINE, HEREBY CLAIM THIS PLANET FOR THE IMPERIUM! NOW LEAVE, HERETIC SCUM!
Teams RWBY and JNPR stood slack-jawed as Perturabo shouted:
Perturabo: My Father is no God, Sicarius!
Catto: I, CATTO SICARIUS, HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Perturabo: DONT MAKE ME USE THE IMPERIAL FISTING SICARIUS!
Catto: I, CATTO SICARIUS, SHUDDER AT SUCH HERETUCSL IMPLICATIONS!
Perturabo, smiling at teams RWBY and JNPR said;
Perturabo: Say, Sicarius, do you want to know my favorite strategy?
Catto: I, CATTO SICARIUS, AS THE GREATEST ULTRAMARINE, WILL GLADLY CRTIQUE YOUR WORK!
Perturabo: First, I walk up really slowly, and bring my arm back, then, I CAST FIST!
As Perturabo shouted he brought his massive fist directly into Sicarius's very punchable face, causing Sicarius to drop and mumble;
Catto: I, Catto Sicarius... Can't feel my teeth.
As he wormed his way back onto the ship which quickly flew off, leaving Perturabo to point and say:
Perturabo: This is why I left!
[A/N I know, I'm late, especially for the April fools chapter, but at least I got it out, honestly i was debating saving it for next year, but here it is. I'm still working on an actual chapter and oh boy, there's gonna be some major plot movement, but untill then, I'll see ya in the next one.]
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The Hammer of Remenant
FanficPerturabo the hated son find himself sent to another world by a familiar golden glow. I figured The Hammer of Olympia didn't get enough love so here he is in all his grumpy glory.
