A/N, I AM A WOMAN AND A BISEXUAL, SO ANY SLURS USED IN THIS BOOK AR AUTHORIZED (still should'nt use them, but im using them for emphasis)
also this is kinda random chapter bec im an engene and wanted to shove enha in this book so why not 🤷♀️
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"WHERE THE FUCK IS HE??" a voice shrieked throughout the house. It was Yuri, Soobins ex wife. "bitch, i dont fucking know so why the FUCK are you calling me at 4 am?!" taehyun sassed back.
"DONT YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT KANG, SHOW SOME RESPECT" she screamed shrilly through the phone.
Cringing at the noise, taehyun put his phone far away from his ear. "OKAY? DOES IT SOUND LIKE A GIVE A FUCK?" he shouted. "KANG LANGUAGE SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS!" she screamed again.
"RESPECT?? REPECT YOU OLD HAG? LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU FILED A DIVORCE WITH MY COUSIN BECAUSE HE WAS GAY!" he shot back. Silence fell upon their phone call.
Taehyun sighed in reliefe and was about to end the call and sleep when he heard a high pitched nasty voice yell across the line again, "KANG TAEHYUN YOU LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL SHIT TELL ME WHERE SOOBIN IS BEFORE I BREAK THAT PLASTIC NOSE OF YOURS!!!" her voice boomed, raditating off the walls of taehyuns room giving him a pounding headache.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU STUPID WHORE! WHO ARE YOU TO SPEAK ABOUT PLASTIC? YOUR FUCKING TITTIES LOOK INFLATABLE AND YOUR LEFT ASSCHEEK LITERALLY POPPED WHEN YOU TOOK A FAT SHIT AT SOOBINS HOUSE" he hollored.
"EXCUSE ME? MY ASS IS REAL UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU LITTLE-" she roared but got cut off by taehyun ending the call.
he rubbed his temples as he stared at the ceiling, wondering how his dear cousin even gave her a second look, let alone marry her.
"JUNGWONNNNNNNN" he bellowed, voice booming throughout the mansion corridors.
His personal assistant, Yang Jungwon came rushing in. "yes sir?" he said formally. "Wonnie, why so professional? your like, my bestie westie" taehyun chuckled as he pulled jungwon into a small hug, making the boy blush a little.
"right, now call jake and Jay in here, and if their bickering, tell them i sent you and they'll shut their trap" taehyun orderd with a smile.
Few seconds later, The two J's came bounding in. "You called hyung?" they said at the same time. "Stop copying me!" they both shouted in usion. "shut up!" they said again. They began to fight but immediately stopped after hearing a voice, loud and clear.
"YAH!" taehyun boomed. "YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING AND SHUT YOUR HOLES" he orderd, both bowing and obeying.
He yanked thier shoulders and pulled them close. "now, listen to my exact words carefully, order a search party, around 3,000 men, San, Wooyoung, Sunghoon, felix, and Hyunjin will be the squad leaders. Sunoo, Sunghoon, Jungwon, and Minho will be the co-ops. JJ's you're my secondhands. Order them under me, and you'll be rewarded handsomely, alert the others" he said, voice calm and controlled.
"also, remind Felix and Hyunjin no fucking this mission, they got thier vanilla all over my handcuffs last time." he said with a small smile.
The three J's were ready to sprint and give out orders when they heard Taehyun speak again, this time chuckling a bit, "and another thing, Sunghoon and Sunnoo don't flirt the whole fucking mission, and if San causes Wooyoung to limp the whole fucking time, thier positions will be degraded to human sheild, or sandbag" hhe tried to say seriously but soon after, his eyes crinkled at the corners as he laughed, his gummy smile showing.
"oh, and if that bitchass cunt Yuri wants to tag along, let her. If shes a distraction, have Felix and Hyunjin on her gaurd, you copy? And if she dares interfere, don't hesitate to shoot her down, understand?" taehyun spoke, voice stable and strong.
Nodding silently, the two obeyed and ran off to tell the others.
"HOON U WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THE BOSS SAID" the puppy, otherwise known as Jake hopped up on the bed of thier shared quarter in Taehyun massive mansion.
"what was it this time?" Sunghoon grumbled, hugging something under his satin bed sheets. "he told u and Sunnoo to stop flirting on missions, you guys are getting a bit too obvious y'know?" he smirked at the male who cleary was blushing.
"oh and also, Sunnoo, you can come out of there honey, I know his fatass takes up the whole bed" he fake pouted and ran away laughing before Sunghoon beat the shit out of him. Fortunately for Jake, Sunghoon arms were occupied wrapped around Sunoos waist, spooning him under the sheets.
"hoonie.." a small kitten voice whisperd. "yeah?" sunghoons eyes softened at the sight of the red hair boy snuggled up to him. "I want ramyeon.." he said softly as he curled up to Sunghoons well toned chest. "okay, lets go then" sunghoon got up to leave, but got yanked back by a little paw wrapped in the sleeve of his hoodie.
"no! hoonie, a little longer..?" he pleaded adorably. "y-yeah, okay" sunghoon climbed back in and snuggled up to Sunnoo.
Sunghoon was known not to be soft, rather, showing almost no emotion at all. But, little did they know, a snooping Jake and Jay were outside snickering at thier conversation.
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With Soobin~
After he had freaked out about the whole plushie ordeal with huening kai, he eventually picked himself back up and dragged himself to huening kais huge house.
"Since when was his house this fucking huge.." he thought to himself. "Binnie!!" Kai ran up to him and hugged him tight. Huening face was behinde Soobins shoulder, smiling sinisterly.
He pulled away from the hug. Seeing Soobin looking extra fragile and weak today, huening kai just smirked victoriously as he linked arms with an un-knowing Soobin. "Soobinnie, wanna go somewhere today?" He asked cutley with big possum eyes. He already knew Soobin would give in and say yes, but he needed to work on his faking skills so he decided to practice before he.. y'know.. got rid of him...
"kai i dont know..." he responded kind of timid. For once, Kai felt defeated. "whaaa- i mean why not?" he asked kind of pissed.
He'd never failed like this before.
This was different.
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right so I intended on making this chapter longer but I got super tired and I really wanted to update for yall tonight so I cut it a bit short..
ive been supes busy, studying, updating this book (my main), my taegyu book, possibly coming out with a new book, and my mind is just clutterd with random ideas I might just turn into a one shot / drabbles page for my random ideas and have yall vote..
I'll try to make it up for yall tmrw!
also THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS COMMENT, VOTE, AND CARE FOR ME WHEN IM TIRED!!
YALL TRULY MAKE ME SO HAPPY I CANT EVENNN 😭😭💗
ALSO SOMEHOW IM 200th PLACE FOR TXT FANFICS? AND I WAS LIKE 500 OR SOMETHING FOR CHOI YEONJUN? THATS CRAZY‼️
love, Tiabinnie ٩꒰ ˘ ³˘꒱۶~♡
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