Ash x Dream - the thrilling and epic love story

4. Hospital

Ash woke up in a white, clean room, in a bed, with a hospital shirt on. His toughts were fuzzy, he didn't remember anything from two days ago.

- W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wh-w-w-w-w-whe-where a-am i-i? - Ash stuttered. 

- You almost drowned in your own SEMEN. - an unkown voice responded. Ash saw a doctor looking at him from the doorway. - You were unconscious for.. two days, I think.

- Where is my husband? - Ash asked impatiently.

- What is your husband's name? - the doctor raised his eyebrow.

- Dream.

The man's face gained a serious look. Ash knew something was off. He opened his mouth to ask again, with a more worried tone:

- Where is my husband?

- He didn't make it.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "HE DIDN'T MAKE IT"!?!?!?!?!???!??! - Ash yowled.

- Dream died on the way to the hospital. - the doctor responed calmly. - Our paramedics did all they could to save his live, but his heart stopped and we couldn't get him back.

- And where is Dick?

- It's on it's place.

- I meant Dick as a child's name.

- OH - the doctor blushed and wagged his tail. - Dick was the one who called 998.

- Ok.

- Won't you like... Ask where he is right now?

- No.

- Well, that's... - the male homo sapiens couldn't decide if he should say what he was thinking about.

- That's what!? - Ash felt a little suspicious.

- Immature.

- WHAT?!??!!?!??!? - the half wolf felt extremely offended by the human's words. - YOU'LL GET YOUR EYES POKED OUT WITH A SPOON. I'M GONNA PULL ALL OF YOUR HAIR OUT AND THEN CRUSH YOUR FINGERTIPS WITH A BRICK. AFTER THAT, I WILL PUT YOU IN AN EXTREMELY DIRTY BATHTUB. I'M GONNA CUT YOUR BELLY OPEN, THROW OUT YOUR GUTS AND FORCE YOU TO EAT THEM RAW, THEN I WILL TEAR YOUR LUNGS AND HEART OUT AND EAT THEM UNCOOKED OR WHATEVER. IN THE END I WILL DRAIN ALL OF YOUR BLOOD INTO THE BATHTUB, TAKE YOUR CORPSE OUT OF IT, BURN IT AND BURY THE ASHES. AFTER MY EPIC WIN, I'M GONNA TAKE A NICE, WARM BATH IN YOUR BLOOD.

- Are you finished, sir? - the doctor asked.

- DID I MENTION THAT I'M GONNA IMPREGNATE YOUR HALF DEAD BODY AFTER I TEAR OUT YOUR GUTS? WELL, IF NO THEN JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL DO THAT TOO.

- Okay. Thanks for your opinion. - the man walked out of the room with an elegant wiggle.

Ash stared at the ceiling for hours. He didn't take the doctor's words seriously. Dream has to be alive. He couldn't have died. There was no way.