Phone: *riiiiing*
Sans: What's this? A blog? *reads previous blog* Oh wow!
*phone: *riiiiing*
Sans: Another notification?
SansTehLazyBonez :"WHAT DA FUK IS DAT SHITTY BULLSHIT OF A SHIP CAUSE THAT'S FUCKING FALSE AND THAT DAMNED SHIP SHOULD BURN IN HELL LIKE ALL THE KIDS I FUCKING KILLED LIKE BRUH WTF?! I'M A FUCKING CHUG A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP RQ FUCK THIS DAMN SHIT *teleports away*"
"Me are about to killing sans the skeleton otherwise known as me and that is called suicide and reason for kill me is for because ship is cursed and I die now goodbye goodbye good shit I die hello bitches bye I'm dead because grammar now are bad because from the because bruh cursed shit became make my grammar sososbad wow omg I die now haha goodbye chara and other random ppl I am die"
Sans: Why are you going to kill me? Us? You? Whatever, point is I didn't post the shit. It's your fault for asking the question. And didn't you send the picture?
Papyrus: Sans! Who are you talking to!?
Sans: Nobody, Paps.
Papyrus: Well th- was that a pun?
Sans: What? No! I'm talking to Nobody. Cause there's no body here.
Papyrus: I hate you, Sans. *walks away*
Sans: Love ya too, bro.
Frisk: What are you looking at then? *climbs on sofa*
Sans: For some reason I got a blog notification about of favorite little demon.
Frisk: Chara? What would she be doing on a blog?
Sans: I don't know, I've only seen what was sent to me. Though there are other posts. Wanna see them?
Frisk: I don't know. If it's her blog she might just be talking about us. We didn't exactly leave on the best terms remember?
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Yusei: Just letting you know every time she says, 'she' I'm having a stroke.
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Sans: Well if she is then I'll give her a bad time for messing with our rep. Kid should take responsibility for her own actions instead of bashing others.
Frisk: I only said she might have talked about us. We should just read the blog ourselves if we really want to know what she's saying.
Sans: Or we can go straight to the source. *grabs Frisk's shoulder*
Frisk: Sans no!
Sans: Sans yes!
*teleport*

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FanfictionJeff: No its not us this time. we're putting Chara with a nice human family. Same as any other ask. Lets go.