SansTehLazyBonez asks:
"Alr motha fuckaz I'm aboutta question abt frisk and another me, and these two are stupid ones cause I have no idea, ok now chara do u like having bad times with sans the other me skeleton and in ur au is frisk an anime girl despite in the game they are just a -_- face- oh shit right do you even know the game?"
Chara: *looks at laptop* I... understood Frisk, anime girl and something about a game.
Eonn: I understood that this guy sounds like a cringy 1980s B flick gangster.
Chara: Hold on they're typing again.
"Mk, do you like having bad times with sans? And is frisk an anime girl despite frisk being a -_- emoji in undertale oh and bonus do you even know undertale?"
Chara: That's better. As for the whole Sans thing I don't really like him. He's a hypocrite that will... go yandere?
Eonn: It's basically someone that would kill frequently for the person they love and do a lot of questionable things to protect that person.
Chara: Sounds like him. So yes, basically that. He also has no problem killing children so that is another strike. I could keep going on but you get the idea. I don't like him but I do not necessarily hate him either. I would just rather avoid him. *catches a ball from hitting them in the face*
Child 1: Sorry!
Chara: It is no problem. *rolls the ball back to the kids*
Child 2: Wanna play with us?
Chara: I'm a little too old for that.
Child 2: Huh? You look just as old as us.
Child 1: But short!
Eonn: *chokes on a laugh*
Chara: That may be but I am actually much older. It involves a lot of magic.
Child 1: MY dad use to say magic wasn't real but now that monsters have showed up he's really into it?
Child 2: I wanna do magic! Can I do magic!?
Chara: That depends. There are many types of magic though one most people should be able to do I'd soul magic.
Adult 1: Kids! Come on we're going to eat!
Child 2: Aw, but we didn't get to learn magic yet!
Adult 1: I'm sure your friend can show you her magic tricks another time. Now say by for now.
Child 1 and 2: Bye magic lady!
Eonn: That was intresting.
Chara: hmm. Anyways onto the next question. Is Frisk an anime girl? I have no idea what that means. I don't know much about her since we've never spoken like that but she does know Alphys so she at least knows about anime. I do know what you mean about their face though. And do I know undertale? Probably another game or anime since that seems to be your main topic. But no I do not know of this undertale.
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*at Chara's home*
Sans: I don't think anyone's here.
Frisk: Then we should leave before anyone gets here!
Sans: Calm down, kid. It'll be fine.
*a screen pops up in front of them*
Sans: the hell?
They see a floating screen with a message on it
From SansTehLazyBonez:
"Sans be like to chara for messing the rep: do u want to have a bad time? I am asking u to want to have a bad time. I SANS THE SKELETON HAVE COME TO RIP UR SOUL OUT OF YOURB BODY SO I MAY WIN AND YOU MAY DIE FOR UR ACTIONS."
Sans: Oh its just that fake me. Well they do say impersonation is a form of flattery. As for the soul thing I'd like to see you try.
Frisk: Sans don't antagonize people that may or may not be you from another universe. Oh wait, there's more.
"Oh and also other sans no I did not post that it was a ship boat and I did it as a joke so one of them must have hacked it... Eh anyways want to give them a bad time? 2 sans's, one looking like the original, one IS the original sound good?"
Sans: Excuses. But I could belive it. Sounds like something I would do. Also being a Sans, why are you getting involved in another au? I think you should excuse yourself. Otherwise this bad time, will be a double order. *summons Gaster Blaster to destroy message*
Frisk: Sans! You just blew up their front door!
Sans: Oh fuck! Time to go!
*teleports*
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