Ask Chara's family

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AzzyakaAsriel: *walks down street with Flowey on shoulder* Flowey i have a question that randomly popped up: if I had cake and a knife I approached u and tried to slice the cake, and u think I was gonna stab u what would u do? Kill me or spare me? I mean there is cake"

Flowey: Are you an idiot or retarded? You know what? I think you're both. Who said you were allowed to speak to me, weakling!?

AzzyakaAsriel: welp doesn't that mean you just insulted yourself? I mean we are the same person but in different AUs so does that mean you called yourself retarded?

Flowey: A-.... sh-shut up! Actually we may be the same person but that doesn't mean everything about us us the same. My universe is a billion times better than yours therefore making me a billion times better than you!

AzzyakaAsriel: I would argue that at least I have a soul now with my big brain, I realized you can summon vines and other stuff while I can only use fireballs so you win *He whispered* I guess...

Sans: Are you two done measuring bones? Cause I've got some questions for you interlopers.

Flowey: Well, well, well. If it isn't the smiling trash bag.

Sans: If it isn't the sentient weed. And the prince. Or ex-prince since your family gave up their royal titles. Then again, you're from another au so who knows what's going on with you.

AzzyakaAsriel: *points to his crown* Im still the prince where im from! Also a question: what is it like here??? Did my mom and dad break up, did they die, tell me!

Flowey: Stop shaking me! Hold still for a second you idiot!

Sans: Well yeah they did break up. She's with me now. So that makes me, your step-bone in this au. What's it like here? Pretty normal. Humans don't really care about the old war anymore also get this, apparently the reason that they didn't wipe out all monsters was because the barrier was suppose to be our jail sentence as a species for a group of monsters going on a soul spree. I was honestly wondering about that. Apparently the humans thought it would be a waste for all Dulartis to be wiped out. That what we used to be called apparently. We still go by monsters though. Much easier. So then they made the barrier which would open after our sentence was up or once a warden deemed us fit to return. That apparently had Asgore break down because that meant that the underground had killed six children for nothing. As for the warden well they all conviently died out after a human war so all that was left were the observers. Also another species here called the Amari. Some kinda bird species that use to live on Earth but got hunted by something and then ran away to Venus. They came back like sixteen years ago so they've integrated into society as well.

AzzyakaAsriel: OH WAIT I HAVE A SKELETON AS A DAD IN MY GOAT FAMILY?

Sans: yep.

Flowey: Ah! My ears!

Sans: What ears?

Flowey: Shut up! You know what I mean!

Sans: Do I?

AzzyakaAsriel: Dulartis sounds cool. Also I have a question after being dead for like, 1 year lol uh anyway: has your frisk/chara gone genocide?? Bc in my au (just making things up bc idk of any aus with Asriel well- storyshift but uh I wanna make unique one) bc in my au they did but you stopped them and you got their soul, resetted and no more frisk or chara. Also I still remember it as I also have the power to reset. Also your other eye can glow now.

Sans: Huh, the other me must have been one cool dude. And yeah, they did and I still blame that emo fuck Chara.

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*somewhere in Germany*

Yusei: I feel like Sans is being a little bitch again.

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Flowey: I don't know. Knowing you exist makes me wanna commit genocide cause of you.

Sans: Wanna be de-petaled, weed?

*phone rings repeating, so cool*

Sans: Ah right, I gotta get going. It was nice talking to ya, little prince. And stinkweed.

Flowey: Goat Fucker!

Sans: See ya around. *walks around a corner*