Warcrimes and Pie

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Cadeneg asks:
What's the best place to put landmines?

Chara: why would I know that? Should I be concerned?

Eonn: Probably not. But how would we know that?

Enerva: Depends. I would put it under someone's back tire on both sides if I'm trying to unalive someone.

Chara and Eonn: *stares and gawks in that order*

Enerva: they asked.

SansTehLazyBonez asks:

"Ok my question is (not dark,not crush bc yes just wholesome. is it??idk its sweet THATS A PUN BC CHOCOLATE-) whats ya fav chocolate? *gives her fav chocolate after the answer* here ya go, also mine is prob flat tops"

Chara: Don't really have one though making a chocolate pie was better than a snail or butterscotch pie. Shame there wasn't much fruit in the underground.

Eonn: Ha! So a pseudo meat pie or a flower pie were your options?

Chara: Monsters didn't have the resources or ingredients to make human butterscotch pie but Toriel's version wasn't that bad. Chocolate was however one of the few human edibles that fell and it definitely cost a pretty penny.

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