John: "Will you kiss me"
Tree: [ Stands there like the badass he is ]
John: "But tree, I love you"
Tree: "I dont care Jahn! I could care less than a pig on a hot friday after noon lying down on a beach when the tidle waves roll in and then the moms put up the umberllas with the stupid pink flowers on them whilst a smoking hot girl walks past hold a note.book. full of stickers with old songs no one rembers but the albums have love songs on ''em."
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Rawr.cum | A tale of tue LOVIE | te my dog henry. | .cum
General Fictionshit, my balls fell off TWICE. I thunk.
