TanqR x Ryguy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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I PRESENT TO YOU ALL:
THE FIRST EVER RYGUY X TANQR FANFIC/ONESHOT

blame these people:
XinLan62119
GeminiGalatic
creepystoryyyyzz

blame these people: XinLan62119 GeminiGalatic creepystoryyyyzz

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(RYGUY MOANED IN THE TANQR VS RYGUY S2 EPISODE)

(TW: CRINGE, CRACK, WEIRDNESS [kinda])

It was a very normal day. The time was set right after the episode of RB Battles Season 2 of Ryguy vs TanqR. The two had met up afterwards and talked for a bit. Russo, overhearing, began making a brilliant plan. Both the competitors had had a lot of fun playing against each other-way more so than when they were competing against anyone else.

Russo walked over. "HI, COMPETITORS!"

"Hey, Russo." TanqR was the first to respond.

"Hey, Russo!" RyGuy added. He looked away as he realized he'd said the exact same thing as TanqR. Russo noticed this and smiled maniacally. He knew EXACTLY what to do. Both competitors noticed this and shot him a questioning look. Russo simply smiled and shrugged it off.

"Wanna go get some donuts with me?" Russo asked. "I heard the donut shop just opened recently around here."

"Sure." both competitors agreed at the exact same time. They both looked away, embarrassed (💀).

"LET'S GO!" Russo declared, running off.

"AY, WAIT FOR US!" TanqR yelled, grabbing Ryguy's hand and forcefully dragging him along. Ryguy froze, his heart pounding faster. (💀💀💀) Woah...THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS?? This only confirmed Russo's theory and made him grin maniacally even more.

All three people hopped into Russo's truck. Russo began speeding down the road while shouting random words, which were lost in the whipping wind caused by all the windows being down. Ryguy and TanqR were both screaming-well, Ryguy wasn't really screaming, only TanqR, who was screaming kinda quietly but also in a really high-pitched voice, with his BRI'ISH ACCENT of course. Ryguy was clutching TanqR's arm. (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀)

Russo soon arrived at the donut shop.

"I've already made a reservation for two." he announced as he watched the two competitors get out of his truck.

"Two?" Ryguy echoed.

"YEP! HAVE FUN!" Russo sped off, ditching Ryguy and TanqR.

"Wha-" Ryguy stared after Russo for a moment before turning to TanqR. "I guess it's just you and me now? Let's head inside."

"How do you even make a reservation for a DONUT SHOP?" TanqR muttered as he and Ryguy walked inside. Ryguy shrugged with a small laugh. He walked quite slowly, so TanqR once again grabbed his hand and dragged him over to the cashier. Ryguy practically freaked out for the second time.

"Hi, Russo told me he reserved you two a date at the donut shop!" a familiar woman with long, black hair approached the two competitors.

"A DATE??" Ryguy exclaimed, embarrassed. TanqR covered his face even though he was wearing a mask, proving him to be just as embarrassed as the person right next to him. Sabrina, who turned out to be the cashier, brought the two over to a table. They both sat down across from each other silently, too embarrassed to speak. Sabrina secretly slid roses into Ryguy's hands to force him to confess. (💀)

"Hey...T-TanqR?" Ryguy found himself stuttering as he looked up at the person sitting across from him.

"Yeah?"

"H-here." Ryguy handed TanqR the roses, blushing. (💀💀💀💀💀💀💀) TanqR's eyes widened under the mask, confused, embarrassed, and just feeling all sorts of emotions.

"Is this a confession?" he guessed. Ryguy nodded with a nervous smile. TanqR took off his mask and smiled back at Ryguy. (💀💀💀💀) "I love you, too."

"Really?" Ryguy exclaimed happily. TanqR nodded. Sabrina, Russo, and DJ magically appeared and cheered, while everyone else in the donut shop began clapping as the two competitors kissed.



(BRO WHAT DID I JUST WRITE I HATE THIS)
(IM CRINGING SO HARD I ALMOST FREAKING DIED)

(word count because yes: 654 words)

(okay but why did i actually put effort into this-)
(I DONT SHIP IT BTW IM NOT THAT WEIRD)

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