The Stanley Parable Oneshots

☆(1)Love me! Love me!☆

(LETS GO LESBIANS!!!)

Mariella smoothed out her skirt as she got a beautiful bouquet of purple flowers. She was beyond nervous.

[You'll do fine] Stanley signed, reassuring Mariella.

"I just don't know Stan, I want to but I'm worried."

[Trust me, she gives you puppy love eyes. And she's Curator for god sakes]

"..Ughh why is this so hardd" Mariella groaned as she put the bouquet down.

[Come on it's not that hard]

"Says the person who literally gets flustered when the Narrator says he likes your hair"

[..I told you not to mention that anymore..] Stanley's face went pink a bit, he forgot all about that.

"..Im just so nervous..what if our relationship changes??"

[It will because you'll be something more to eachother]

"I swear I'm about to screech"

Stanley silently laughed as he made sure Mariella's outfit was on point, he had a little checklist in his head.

[Take her somewhere nice like Big Bear!] Stanley signed as he was almost ready to just call Curator and tell her how Mariella felt.

"Why would I need to take her to Big Bear?"

[Where else would you propose?]

"WHAT"

[I'm pretty sure Curator already thinks you guys are dating.]

"..Oh..is that why she...oh.." Mariella stuttered, she felt so stupid not noticing the signs before.

[You stupid ass bitch]

"Shut up you, basic white man wannabe"

[And look who's talking? Your hair is fucking ugly, it looks like turkey feathers!]

"...touche.."

[NOW VAMOS!!!]

"Okayyy fineee" Mariella said as she walked out the room.
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"Curator, I swear to god I'll call Mariella right now if you don't show up"

"Narry, please.."

"No! I'm sick of you saying 'OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER, SHE'S SO CUTE OH MY GOD XD' you need to tell her!"

"I dont say that!"

"Oh really? 'Blah blah blah Im the Curator, I love Mariella sooooo much I have a million pictures of her on my phone blah blah blah' That's what you sound like"

"Okay...true, but I can't tell her!"

"Listen, you do or I'll do it for you"

"Fine! I'll go on the date and tell her"

"Good, now actually get dressed because those pants and that shirt do not not fit."

Curator sighed, this is what she gets for having a brother who likes to wear dresses and skirts as well as suits and pants.
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Stanley had set up a little table in Mariella's garden. It was a white wood table that that had two chairs to match with them. Under the table Stanley had written Will Wood and on the chairs the word Tapeworms were on there.

Stanley put a vase in the middle of the table, the vase had Baby's Breath, meaning everlasting love, Roses, which meant love and passion, Aster, which was a symbol of love and daintiness, White carnation, which was innocence, pure love, and sweet love, and the last flower was a red Chrysanthemum, which meant I love you.

Was Stanley getting sappy with the flower meanings? Abso fucking lutely. He was and honestly he didn't care, he wanted Mariella to date Curator already, so that she would be too busy hanging out with Curator to notice how much weird shit Stanley likes. Aka Stanley was watching Tally Hall's Internet Show.

"Stan my man, I just don't no what to do or even say to her, I've never been on a date..."

[You'll be fine, she's coming in like 10 minutes so go get showered, I'll distract the bugs and put food out on the table]

"...Stanley?"

[Yeah?]

"Thank you, I really appreciate it.."

[This is more of my benefit then yours, now go get changed]

"Aye Aye, Stan the Sailman" Mariella said before running off to go get changed.
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The Narrator and Curator were silent the whole time the Narrator was driving Curator to Mariella's house.

"So..nice weather we having?" Curator said, feeling a sudden wave if nervousness rush over her.

"Don't say that when on your date. Say something along the lines of 'Mariella, you look very pretty today, speaking of today how was your day today?' You never want to start a conversation off like that, then you won't have a very long conversation."

"Why do you know this? You've never been on a date before."

"I've never been on a date to your knowledge, anyways I have to know stuff like this to really capture a reader's attention that or make references."

"References like what?"

"Hey look in that shop! There's 5 ties all different colors. There's red, yellow, blue, grey, and green. And an orange shirt in the background."

(Joe Hawley sucks btw, but red is a cool color in some ways)

"Why does that matter?"

"It's references Tally Hall, I bet if I put this in a book or even in a Twitter tweet I would have comments saying 'TALLY HALLL' which is proof that captures reader's attention."

"Tally Hall...? Like the food court that shut down in the 80s?"

"No the band, although when Tally Hall goes to Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum it is revealed that Tally Hall was the name of a food court and the first album is named after the mechanical museum. Oh look we're here"

"Okay...I can do this"

"Yes you can, now go or else I'll push you out the car."

Curator quickly exited the car as she walked to Mariella's frontdoor.

Curator sighed internally before knocking on the door.

Mariella opened the door before immediately closing it the minute she saw Curator.

Curator blushed just seeing a glimpse of Mariella's face, it was safe to say they both were crazy for eachother.

A scream was heard from the other side of the door. Mariella opened it again, having calmed down.

"H-hi Curator, y-you look very pretty"

Curator calmed herself down, trying to make it seem she wasn't nervous.

"Why thank you! I must say you look very dashing yourself, as per usual."

Mariella's heart was close to escaping her own chest.

Stanley peeked his head out the kitchen seeing those two talking. He smiled before thinking of something that would embrass both of them. Stanley grabbed his phone and connected it to the speaker.

"Well if I look dashing you look beautiful!" Mariella said as she gave Curator the flowers.

Stanley silently snickered to himself as he started playing Careless Whisper on full blast..

"AHHHH-" Mariella started screaming.

(The actual date will be in part 2 don't worry)